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Batman XXX [Safe]

Actually seems pretty on par with the 60s Batman. Except there’s porking.

I would buy it for sure if during climatic moments words and trumpet hits would fly at the screen, a la, “SpLaT!!!” “ka-JIZZ” “bLaaaRp!”

via Laughing Squid

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Comments

  1. Koowie says:

    Not bad for a porn flick. The costumes are great. It’s pretty funny too.

  2. Stig says:

    Do you think they started doing a Dark Knight parody but couldn’t afford the props?

  3. NeuroMan42 says:

    HOLY THROBBING MEMBER, BATMAN!!!

  4. FrankLemonjello says:

    I will totally own this. It’ll even have a spot with the normal dvd’s. That looks ridiculous and hilarious.

  5. Ian says:

    I can’t wait for this…. The only other Batman (kind of) porn worth watching is a movie called Bat Pussy made in the late 60’s (Search it…it’s well worth it funniest porn movie ever) But this seems to have had some work put into it so I’ll pick it up. GOOD JOB…

  6. James says:

    @Daniel: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  7. Pure. Genius. I’m curious how they’ll balance the comedy and porking… as long as they’re clearly separated, I think it will be awesome. Hell, either way it’ll be awesome.

  8. Deltus says:

    I’m of the opinion that porn shouldn’t try to be anything other than hot people fucking. Still, they seem to have put a lot of work into that, and done a good job.

    @Brian: add my name to that list. Of COURSE Bruce Wayne is having his way with his, *cough*, “ward”.

  9. H says:

    There must already be gay superhero porn, no? NY Times had a piece about superhero cosplay night at the Stonewall a few weeks ago.
    But holy lazy editing Batman, that’s the most boring trailer ever. No over-the-shoulder shot of come-hither bimbo reclining on bed? No quick cutaway from hands peeling off costume? Gimme something.

  10. Chris Aliaga says:

    This is incredibly awesome. Really.

    @Brian: *raises hand*

  11. Brian says:

    Is anyone else surprised that they made a Batman porn parody and it isn’t a gay porn?

  12. Amrehlu says:

    Evan Stone is in all worthwhile porn that you watch to laugh at these days. That guy is awesome.

  13. Ashley says:

    Holy crap, that’s brilliant.

  14. Patti says:

    That was great! For some reason, seeing the word “thwack!” cracked me up…also, great job casting folks who looked similar to the original cast..at least with the masks on. Bravo!

  15. Daniel says:

    I’m not sure if you can say let down, Johnny, but I’m pretty sure that you can say someone goes down.

  16. Johnny says:

    Can you say let down?

  17. Jay says:

    They even got the Cesar Romero makeup-over-mustache. That’s awesome.