Twitter’s gonna replace the like button with a USB-powered device that sprays acid at you
— Strode Trap House (@DieRobinsonDie) October 29, 2018
“when we report someone for death or rape threats or hate speech, please remove them.”
twitter: “remove the like button? it’s done.”“no, just the shitty people–“twitter: “your account has been suspended for violating the terms of service.”— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 29, 2018
“Few now remember for certain, son, but there are those who say it all began when Twitter got rid of the ‘Like’ button.” pic.twitter.com/Q2PvZMa4ej
— Davey Six-Toes (@HutchinsonDave) October 29, 2018
Without a like button on Twitter, how will we politely acknowledge well-meaning GIF replies that aren’t very apt or funny?
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) October 29, 2018
if they take away the like button i’ll start dming people “your 11:38 tweet tickled me. hope all is wellâ€
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) October 29, 2018
Twitter: How could we improve this service?
Users: Ban the fascists maybe?Twitter: Hmmm…Users: Or do something about the constant death threats?Twitter: Hmmm…Users: Or an edit…Twitter: Got it. We’re nixing the like button. https://t.co/oBrm7GDPBA— Jordan Weissmann (@JHWeissmann) October 29, 2018
Users: please stop the hateTwitter: Okay, we’ll take away the “like†button
— Molly Jong☠️Fast (@MollyJongFast) October 29, 2018
KEEP THE LIKE BUTTON AND REMOVE THE REPLY BUTTON INSTEAD
— Christine Love (@christinelove) October 29, 2018
Planet: I AM ON FIRE @jack: Maybe if we remove the Like button?
Planet: ON FIRE AYAAAYYYEEEEEEEE BURNING @jack: I really wish there was some challenging issue to get this company’s teeth into.— Nick Harkaway (@Harkaway) October 29, 2018
But without the like button how am I meant to let people know I find them mildly attractive, I don’t want to actually have to interact https://t.co/6AmbpTuZRq
— Becca Wright (@_beccawright) October 29, 2018
*frantically changes Halloween costume to Twitter Without A Like Button*
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) October 29, 2018
if twitter takes away the like button how are we going to find out which specific types of bondage porn turn on armie hammer
— a-hex-is dreadd (@alexisthenedd) October 29, 2018
if they take away the like button on twitter, i’ll begin shouting things outside 7/11 and see who gathers to listen. your cheers will be my “likesâ€
— ryan (@ryanyeetz) October 29, 2018
Like button will be replaced with outraged button. pic.twitter.com/hC56hBFP31
— hodlonaut🌮⚡🏴 (@hodlonaut) October 29, 2018
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