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An Important Lesson In Branding

The most vital element of product development is “deliver what you promise.” This young woman has nailed that. You may also notice her deft implementation of core UNIX philosophy: “Do one thing and do it WELL.” I must track her down and make her my new head of marketing.

Ringtone, perhaps?

via @johnandrewwalsh

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  1. bassrocker12 says:

    i dont know what scares me more the fact she is singing or what the toilt is thinking.

  2. Lysisphere says:

    This girl is like my best friend now. I can’t stop watching this video. It’s not even that funny, just an intimate glimpse into someone else’s world. Thank you modern technology.

  3. lmdoty says:

    Watched it again. It’s still hauntingly beautiful.

  4. JDinBalt says:

    Please put this on “Web Soup”!!!!!

  5. musicstoned says:

    this kinda freaked me out xD

  6. I feel sorry for that strain that toilet had to take in order to make the video. That’s at least 40 seconds of 600 pounds on a single toilet seat, that’s some serious strain.

    I really wish you hadn’t posted that actually. Now that stupid “song” is stuck in my head and whenever I sit on my throne at home, I am going to be thinking about that woman, which will of course make me constipated. Thanks for that shit.


  7. Alan says:

    that’s a she?!!!

  8. MissyTx says:

    Palate cleanser….I need a Palate cleanser!!!!!!!!!

  9. JDinBalt says:


  10. Head banging sittin on a toilet at the same time man that takes real talent

  11. rachel says:

    I see Gorillas in the mist have become Gorillas in the toilet! Quick call the zoo

  12. Deltus says:

    *blank expression*

  13. 007link says:

    wtf? is his an idot…

  14. John says:

    Oh, my head. It’s so odd, that even psychotropics won’t make that go away.

  15. Nathan says:

    Oh my,it’s mr. Pregnant’s cousin….

    How much she reminds me of him. Snicky kwaw kwaw…

  16. Marcus says:

    buying a toilet at walmart 20 dollars sittin on toilet priceless

  17. Charlie says:

    i thought this said Shittin on the toilet at first

  18. Patrick Benjamin says:

    Um. ..People should always enjoy the things they do? Hmmm.

  19. Monica says:

    Now what did she say she was doing again?

  20. Daniel Plainview says:


  21. johnedwards says: im glad she shared her wonderful adventure..sitting on the toilet….next episode…..on the rag?

  22. anthony says:

    the only way to get that vision out of your head would b a 22 cal to the cerebral cortex

  23. duta86 says:

    a person singing on a toilet caught on video is this her 15 min. Of fame?

  24. Ali says:

    Dammit. Now I’m going to hear this song in my head every time I go to the bathroom.

  25. Chris Babjak says:

    Good thing I was sittin on a toilet when I saw this because it scared the crap out of me!!! Its my 2 worst fears!!!; obese people and CHRIS HARDWICK’S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. lmdoty says:

    Ha ha…whee! This is why I keep coming back here, Chris. Sheer delight.

  27. victor rodriguez says:

    LOL! way to funny.

  28. Odylg says:

    I wish I could have that much fun… SITTIN ON THE TOILET!!!

  29. Tina says:

    I will never get that 43 seconds back!

  30. Nando says:

    LMFAO!!!!! She is one classy dame…way up there with Princess Diana and JohnnyBoyXO.

  31. Stephen says:

    I wonder if she’s sitting on a toilet?

  32. If I Get Old says:

    This reminds me of the great BIZ.

  33. smartbunny says:

    I have to get Munn’s “Sweet Ass In Your Face” song back into my head to erase this.

  34. KU says:

    I think that just hurt my cerebral cortex…..

  35. jared says:

    i think she kept repeating that so the poop knew to come out

  36. Mar says:

    She didn’t wipe because she’s not doing anything but SITTIN’ on the toilet. She never said, poopin’ on a toilet or pissing in a toilet.

  37. Jaymz says:

    The Only Time I Sing While Taking a Poop is When i Get The WB Frog Song in My Head……Quite Adapted To What Takes Place In The Porcelain Thrown and The Butt-hole of Doom.

  38. jennifer says:

    She didn’t wipe!!!!!!

  39. Jon says:

    What? No wipe? *And* she wipes her nose after the flush? Sittin’ on the toilet FAIL! But she does get +1 point for keeping up with the song and the head bobbing for the whole vid.

  40. TO says:

    I am in complete awe of her facial expressions. Who knew you could look intimidating while sitting on a toilet?

  41. Brinkerhoff says:

    This is why I don’t buy used video equipment on eBay.

  42. senan says:

    Next up — “chowin down sum HAMburgers! “chowin down sum hamBURGERS!” “chowin down sum hamBURgers!”

  43. Electricsoup says:

    I can’t get it out of my head. It’s worse than the horse song.


  44. DJMattB241 says:

    Oh god.
    Oh. GOD.
    That is simply amazing.

  45. inthenow55 says:

    I like the color of her shirt.

  46. Rick Reed says:

    that needs to come with a free gallon of Brain Bleach!! Add that to the list of things you can’t “un-see”!!!

  47. WOW, That set us a back a few years…and by “us” I mean anyone who has ever taking a dump while singing about it.

  48. Kaileigh says:

    Geez. Somebody needs to inform her that she needs to wipe before flushing.