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American Hero Bill Murray Dances to ‘Turn Down For What’ at Quiet Birthday Party

Code Red Emergency Breaking News Update: Bill Murray reportedly stopped by a quaint, intimate dinner party this past weekend in South Carolina to celebrate a mutual friend’s and his upcoming birthday. Then things spiraled out of control. Outlets are reporting that an upper middle class male politely requested that guests begin to wind down and head home, to which Mr. Murray responded, “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?”

Okay, so though I made up a lot of the above, we do have have videographic evidence of Murray boogying down to Lil Jon’s EDM banger, which is amazing for a slew of reasons:

1. Bill F–king Murray showed up to a small house party in South Carolina just because.

2. This is not the first time he has done something like this.

3. Bill Murray is familiar with the existence of the Crunkest human being alive.

4. Based on this grainy footage, Murray may indeed know how to pop, lock, and drop (all three!).

5. Before this party got way too turnt, Murray took time to celebrate his existence by blowing out birthday candles.

God damn it, we love Bill Murray so much. Keep on keeping on Bill.

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Comments

  1. Michelle says:

    This is old news. Not from this past weekend. Fail

  2. DougK says:

    @Str_n_Gaming:  I’d agree that it could be BS… if he hadn’t been known to do this somewhat often.

  3. grayson lewis says:

    But.. but.. no drop?! 🙁

  4. Str_n_Gaming says:

    BS, it’s so blurry that could be anyone.

  5. Kwame says:

    Every time Bill Murray shows up somewhere unexpected, it’s a new story. And I plan on reading them all.
    Also: The video stopped before the beat dropped, so I have musical blue balls.

  6. Derrick says:

    Need to track down his 800 number. Im a best man in a wedding on October 18 and Bill would be perfect.

  7. 4evaWizzie27 says:

    awesome article about an awesome dude i grew up on! becoming increasingly difficult to read articles on a “nerd” site that doesn’t seem to spell check… ‘fimiliar’???, hmm..really!?!