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Alien Probes And You

Did someone say Wired column?  Here‘s our esteemed proprietor’s latest missive for Wired, all about, um, aliens and their penchant for, you know, probing humans.

Click here to read about intergalactic fetish porn and Chris’ foolproof method for avoiding alien penetration.  You never know when it’ll come in handy.

 

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