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And Here’s a Teaser Poster for “Star Trek Into Darkness”

Okay, here you go, a look at the first poster for J.J. Abrams’s Star Trek Into Darkness.

I’ll leave you to the attempts to divine what this might portend. (Analyzing marketing campaigns is something I don’t need to tell you how to do) The shape of the clearing is obvious, but the destruction, the London buildings in the background, the fluttering coat/cape… we knew already that the movie’s about someone destroying the fleet and causing chaos in the universe, but more than that, you can try to figure out yourself. I suppose we’ll find out soon enough. Or you can try asking Damon Lindelof and see if he’ll tell you anything.

You’ll be able to see the first nine minutes in IMAX theaters December 14th, and the full movie hits theaters on May 17th.

HT: HitFix

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  1. Anthony says:

    I see long erections off in the distance. What does this mean doctor?

  2. Ross says:

    Mbentley83 – I thought the same thing 🙂

  3. Todd Haney says:

    As Kevin Smith would say: “Skeet! Skeet! Skeeet!”

  4. Scrib says:

    @Perry LOL!

    Maybe he’s related to Rigel, 16th Dominar…blah, blah, blah (I forget the rest) and he ate some of that red turnip that makes your eyes bleed.

  5. badhat says:

    more like Star Trek into DarkKnight, amirite fellas?

  6. Wheeeee says:

    “MmmmHm. I’d recognize those shoulders anywhere.”


  7. Josh says:

    of all the aliens in all the trek universe there has to be at least one that farts fire.

  8. If it’s about somebody who farts fire, I’m queuing up right now.

  9. Pagan says:

    Hmmm…. Reminds me of Capt. Jack Harkness….

  10. Scrib says:

    So “into darkness” is somehow a metaphor for the ability to fart fire?

  11. badhat says:

    Not crazy about how blatantly nolan-tastic that is. if theres foghorn blast scoring in the trailier we’re gonna have to have a talk.

  12. Jamie says:

    MmmmHm. I’d recognize those shoulders anywhere.

  13. shannon says:

    Is that a Cumberbatch I see?

  14. Mbentley83 says:

    -1 self esteem. Thanks snarky interwebs user!

  15. Nope, not all of us knew that. But I blame myself for reading the paragraph.

  16. Mbentley83 says:

    Is it just me or does it seem like the Dark Knight Rises poster?