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Your Fabulous New Career In The Star Wars Universe

You’ve probably seen this by now, but in case you haven’t, and in honor of the news today that the U.S. unemployment rate dropping to 9% (albeit mostly because more people gave up looking for work), here’s the Star Wars occupational flow chart, meant to guide you to the best job for you in the universe of Star Wars (click on it to enlarge):

A Breakdown on Birth
Via: Online Schools

It tells me I’d be a Jedi Knight, but I’m not sure about that. Does the Death Star have a marketing department?

HT: Uproxx, NerdBastards, io9

Comments

  1. Jessica B says:

    I’m a cheap and dirty Death Star Laser Operator. And I like it.

  2. Galadriel says:

    But what if I wanna be a mouthy rebel Senator adopted by a wealthy and powerful family, who later falls in love with a low-down, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder ship captain?

  3. josh says:

    Love your podcast, turning my friends on to it. To celebrate the nerdness, I thought you would enjoy my star wars travel posters.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/claridon/sets/72157623590902504/

  4. Simona says:

    @Jeremy I only hope it’s not because you want to hug Jar Jar. >_<

  5. I wonder how much Jabba pays his slave girls. No matter. As a Jedi Knight, money is of no interest to me.

  6. DefconDan says:

    What, no Vader Pussy?!

  7. Katie says:

    With the change of one answer I went from slave girl to Ewok Chief. The universe is so fickle.

  8. Bubba the mut says:

    Mass murder + Helmet = Jedi Knight?

  9. Jeremy says:

    Why do I keep ending up at Ewok Chief.

  10. Steve says:

    Jedi knight, i am disappoint

  11. john says:

    Bounty Hunter, awesome

  12. Simona says:

    Bounty Hunter. ^_^

  13. Hurricane Ditka says:

    How come the Death Star Laser Operators are not fat? Is there a treadmill under them?

  14. Staci says:

    Sith apprentice!
    Ha