I’ll be frank. Sports is lame. Even with the RPG aspect that Fantasy Football provides, I simply can’t bring myself to care. Sad to say, I’m a dyed-in-the-wool (legacy generation) Nerd till I die…which may be sooner rather than later now that I’ve gone and proclaimed animosity towards the Universal Sports-Game League of America (USGLA), an entirely fictional but wholly inclusive and pan-representational entity, denoting all the things that I’ve stubbornly refused to understand the appeal of.
But here’s something that makes mince meat of these piddling complaints:
Sgt. Adam Sniffen, badass representative of the 101st, dive-bombing a Michigan vs. MSU game, with game-ball in hand and hitting the X on the field like he was playing a casual at-home game of Operation.
This is Sports I can believe in!
And because I can’t get the damned song out of my head after the mere mention of it, I hereby spread my curse unto you: