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WIENER JOKES

The Wienermobile! I jumped up and down with Navin Johnson-esque enthusiasm today when I saw it.

Let the car/hot dog mashup jokes commence!!! Add yours to the comments.

Here’s my contribution: It has Italian Bologna leather interior and factory-installed airbuns.

Go!

Comments

  1. It goes from subcompact to SUV — just rub a can of Turtle Wax on it, and it grows like magic.

    But can it survive an attack by a giant squid? Been there, done that — click my name to get the t-shirt.

  2. Kevin Savino-Riker says:

    Some prankster repainted the Viagramobile.

  3. SHICHO PANTS says:

    It is widely believed that the wienermobile is certainly the pinnacle of 75 years of mobile wiener technology but the apex was actually reached when the segway was invented.

  4. Tobias says:

    All I’m sayin’ is that I used to drive one… And I was a GOOD driver.

  5. Amanda says:

    So, when you blow the horn, does mayonaise shoot out of the front?

    Yes, it’s a terrible joke, but eh, meh.

  6. sweetsocks says:

    Milton Berle left something to remember him by.

  7. Shawn Belew says:

    Good Luck getting out of a red light camera ticket in this thing. “What, no, I drive the Sausage mobile your honor, you must have me confused with someone else.”

  8. sweetsocks says:

    The sign on the back reads “The Statue of Liberty or bust”.

  9. Jarod says:

    Do you think it came from one of those big BOX retailers.

    Double joke! “came” and “box”
    unfortunately both are shitty,
    some one else can make it work

  10. Jarod says:

    I haven’t seen that big of a dick like object driving around since Roethlisberger came to town.

  11. sweetsocks says:

    How do I remove my comment? Nobody had made a rear-ended reference yet! How embarrassing.
    Any jokes about preferring bun cracks yet?

  12. Luke says:

    How much you wanna bet this thing has a set of those trailer hitch chrome testicles hanging off the back?

  13. sweetsocks says:

    This thing rear-ended me last week.

  14. Jason says:

    Look! A dick!

  15. ozzy says:

    Do you park it in the rear?

  16. Hawt says:

    I’m open to new experiences but that’s definitely not something I would want to be rear-ended by. I mean how would you walk away? In fact I have a hard time picturing a head-on collision. It would just be a big mess wouldn’t it?

  17. Tyler says:

    every tunnels wet dream come true, watchout for excess exhaust when this vehicle exits a tunnel.

  18. BubbaShelby says:

    Imagine getting rear-ended by that thing!

  19. Nathan Waldecker says:

    The Wienermobile! Designed to eat you!

  20. Jason says:

    Heading for 69th street, how you brotha

  21. Ronnie says:

    Sorry they cut the rest of me out of the pic.

  22. sweetsocks says:

    Oh, this promotional vehicle? Well, I am glad it has finally been repaired after its collision with the Del Taco bus last spring.

  23. Headlights! Why didn’t I think of that. Those will come in very handy.

  24. mitch says:

    parking that car in a single car garage is a reverse inuendo of throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

  25. rep says:

    quick wiener man! to the wiener mobile!

  26. JD says:

    Finally, a wiener big enough for that huge asshole Chris Hardwick.

  27. Dan says:

    If you get out of the Wienermobile and get into a minivan, will the minivan get pregnant?

  28. Robert Fuqua says:

    I wonder what kind of emissions testing it has to go through?

  29. StarrMann says:

    Ironically enough… mine is mobile as well.

  30. The tragic flaw of the Wienermobile is that the tighter the parking space you try to fit into, the larger the vehicle gets.

  31. Kurtis says:

    Cut the WHEEL not the wiener.

  32. Wes says:

    The Weiner Mobile is driven by Cpt. Ketchup & Lt. Mustard. Sadly they left poor Pvt. Onions behind at the gas station.

  33. “In perhaps the most destructive example of juvenile humor on record, several 14-year olds carjacked the ‘Wienermobile’ and utilized a makeshift ramp in an attempt to ‘jump it’ through the Giant Donut atop Randy’s in Los Angeles. Death toll to follow.”

  34. Jay says:

    something something big garage. I know there’s a joke in there somewhere….

  35. Eric Taylor says:

    So does the horn play the jingle?

  36. smartbunny says:

    What you don’t see are the 500 neighborhood dogs chasing it down the street.

    (I saw the WM once in NJ! It was parked there on the street like it ain’t no thing. Like, outside a bank.)

  37. Zach says:

    The annoying part was they bought eight giant hot dogs but the supporting cars only come in packs of six.

  38. Jess says:

    It has a manual transmission, with first, second, third, fourth fifth, reverse and pork.

  39. Michael says:

    Is that a wiener on your hood or are you just happy to see me?

  40. Rick Mears says:

    Compact my ass! Wait. Maybe the words compact and ass shouldn’t be said out loud around the wiener mobile.

  41. Rayne says:

    Ok maybe it is me, but why does it look like it is smiling o.O;

  42. Simple Dude says:

    I love that the thing hasn’t changed in 35 years. Makes me feel all is right with the world.

  43. Alex Taxiera says:

    The next generation of King Kong distraction technology!

  44. Jason says:

    Looks like he suffers from premature acceleration. Hate to see what happens when he turns on the windshield washers.

  45. Wally Earl says:

    If big car = small wiener, what does big wiener-car equal??

  46. Strangely enough, this is one of the few custom cars that ISN’T compensating for a small wiener.

  47. Lauren says:

    For once… a vehicle that *isn’t* overcompensating….

  48. kindahippie says:

    Think he’s compensating for something???

  49. Mike says:

    The driver feel embarrassed going into tunnels