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WIENER JOKES

The Wienermobile! I jumped up and down with Navin Johnson-esque enthusiasm today when I saw it.

Let the car/hot dog mashup jokes commence!!! Add yours to the comments.

Here’s my contribution: It has Italian Bologna leather interior and factory-installed airbuns.

Go!

Comments

  1. Gdigga says:

    When you find a parking spot you like, you gotta pull in and out and in again

  2. jay says:

    Problem is, when it gets cold outside, it shrinks into a compact.

  3. A Dick says:

    Next stop: Washington DC! A certain congressman needs a lift.

  4. redsonja1313 says:

    uhhh that would be Navin R Johnson !!! please !! I will hold on to that remote now

  5. Hurricane Ditka says:

    Do pigs bow their heads as it passes?

  6. JetpackBlues says:

    Oh, and an obligatory Invader Zim quote: “WEINERS ROCK!”

  7. JetpackBlues says:

    “Is that the foot-long?”
    “And then some!”

  8. MylesT. says:

    is that a Wienermobile in your parking space or are you just happy to see me.

  9. Livius says:

    So when this guy transforms, does the the wiener stay intact?

  10. Roy Campos says:

    CAUTION: BIG LOAD

  11. Graygrrrl says:

    When I was a kid, my friends and I always thought the best way to die would be to get hit by the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. This way our death would be hilarious and make the eening news!

  12. tm says:

    Come on that guy is just driving that to compensate for his small wiener.

  13. everett says:

    Parking in the rear.

  14. Steve says:

    It’s got a five spleen transmission.

  15. Pete says:

    I’ll never buy an American car – they’re all made from nothing but lips & assholes…

  16. V.D. says:

    My other car’s a taco.

  17. Kekekeke says:

    SO THATS WHAT THAT CRAZY WENCH DID WITH IT!

  18. AaronSTL says:

    The last time I saw an orange mound of lips and assholes that big was when I saw the entire cast of the Jersey Shore in a drunken brawl.

  19. Art W says:

    If Ken Kesey and the Merry pranksters drove it, they would have called it the “franken-further”

  20. Mlj says:

    Bachelor: look it’s a mini-Cooper!!
    lady: I thought a mini Cooper is a small car…
    bachelor: have we met? My name is Cooper. Ayooooo!

  21. heaven says:

    no way! it made my day too when i saw it parked in the ikea parking lot in portland.. i watched everyone adjust their parking stratedgies to get a better look and then get out the car…pose.. picture..

    i admit it.. i groped it.

  22. Sarah says:

    That is one lucky tunnel.

  23. Nerdchick says:

    Gives you more gas than you give it.

  24. Marcus says:

    The Wienermobile is a hybrid – beef and pork.

  25. Chad Newman says:

    Someone left the Meat•er running.

  26. Stephen says:

    It’s route only takes streets labeled “slippery when wet”.

  27. Couldn't Resist says:

    Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, yes that is what I’d like to be….

  28. carl says:

    haha the ultimate pimp mobile>>dawn a white and black suit,bee gees playing in the car ,disco ball on the mirror and you’ll be gettin more action than Tony Monero ..L

  29. Shane Wolff says:

    Do you think that somewhere there is an Amish man driving a giant brautwurstmobile hand carved from a tree and being pulled by two really hairy draft horses? I’d like to think so.