That is easily the best and most accurate description of anything we’ve ever written in a headline. Since it’s Star Wars, we might as well start this off right with a proper crawl.
“A long time ago in a kennel far, far away…. It is a time of great unrest in the puppy republic. It has come to the attention of the Jedi that there is a new sect of Force users in the galaxy, and they are very bad boys. A struggle for power, treats and, most importantly, belly rubs hangs in the balance.”
Wait, wait. That doesn’t look right. Hold on…
There we go. Thanks, StarWars.com crawl creator!
If you’re a bit confused, YouTuber pup Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund has graced the internet with quite possibly the best video we’ve seen in a long time. A mash-up of the awesomeness of Star Wars and the cuteness of Dachshunds hits us right in the joy centers of our brains. The cute cosplay of Jedi and Sith costumes would be more than enough to make us love this video, but the extra bit of CGI lightsabers pushes it over the edge, all while the pups battle it out for galactic dominance… or a comfy spot on the couch.
If you redid all the Star Wars movies like this, you might even make the prequels enjoyable for those who loathe them. We certainly want to see puppy versions of Rey, Finn and Poe fight against Kylo Ren, and some of us would KILL for a pup-ified version of Admiral Ackbar!
What Star Wars characters would you like to see in puppy form? Let us know in the comments below!
Image Credit: Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund