It had been a really long time in video game terms, and even in human terms, since the Grand Theft Auto game series had put out anything at all–four years to be exact–but in 2013, they returned in a big way with Grand Theft Auto V, taking place entirely in the fictional (but still super duper Los Angelesy) city of Los Santos (get it? Angels? Saints?) and following a revenge-scheme-turned-heist-turned-bad-times for some criminals who wanted to get out but couldn’t.
If you didn’t play this game, what were you thinking?!? BUT, we’re not here to judge, we’re just here to help. And today, help comes in the form of another installment of What You Missed By Not Playing, the series where we 100% spoil the plot of a popular game. We’ve done it a lot of times, and here we’re doing it again. SO, if you still haven’t played it, here’s why you were a wrongy wrong wrong-o to do so.