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W…T…F… with the Hay Baler???

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This goes from being severely Redneck to almost adorably Japanese. It is a top to bottom win.

via noob.us & Hunter Boone

PS – Don’t try this if you have access to a hay baler. Clearly this was rigged in some way. A hay baler will put your parts into a haystack, but they won’t be in the right order or moving anymore.

Comments

  1. Audrey says:

    Fake but bloody hilarious just the same!

  2. Bobby says:

    It seems like it would be really itchy.

  3. Deadlost says:

    I’m not so sure he wasn’t smoking the hay before he dove in that bailer

  4. Adria says:

    I can’t help but wonder if this started out as a failed suicide attempt.

  5. sarah says:

    lol he looks like a tan block of naked tofu

  6. DefconDan says:

    Echo Echo? :) Sorry drunk commenting is a terrible… thing, it’s just terrible.

  7. DefconDan says:

    Darwin called it Natural Selection, Rednecks call it being impatient… and then ask who the fuck is Darwin….

  8. DefconDan says:

    Darwin called in Natural Selection, Rednecks call in being impatient… and then ask who the fuck is Darwin….

  9. Joseph says:

    What cracks me up so much about this is instead of just standing there and going, “Hey, look at my hay suit!” he runs gleefully toward the treeline. And he probably won’t ever stop.

  10. rich says:

    1) If rednecks actually made this I need to update my opinion of rednecks (and yes, I is from teh south).

    2) A few people wondering why he had to take his pants off…ummm, BECAUSE IT LOOKS FUNNY WHEN HE’S ALL BALED UP! Look at him run! No way that’s as funny with pants. And it makes you think WTF as you watch.

    3) This is pure awesomeness (*so long as nobody tries it at home).

  11. Scrufy 1 says:

    Awwwwww rednecks. Where would society be without a retarded older brother to point and laugh at?

  12. Rachel says:

    Like others I was super concerned at first, though I have to wonder how you could rig a hay baler to do that. If it’s real that’s AWESOME. The manic laughter at the end is what makes it. He’s so pleased with himself!

  13. anthony says:

    why?! why would you take your clothes off?! that has to hurt so bad

  14. Bubba says:

    Anyone who has actually worked a baler will tell you if you ACTUALLY did that you’d come out missing limbs.

    Urban internet-ites: Do Not Try This In Real Life

  15. Jason says:

    I’m seconding Piper’s “fake”, and giving a stern safety warning to anyone who finds themselves in a farm field with a six pack, a hay baler and some spare time.

    You’d come out looking more like oatmeal than shredded wheat.

  16. Marissa. says:

    Why did he have to take his pants off? :s

  17. Deltus says:

    Absolutely no words to describe what I’m thinking or how I’m feeling right now.

  18. VelcroKing says:

    Aw, no embed option for sharing? Boo-urns.

  19. CatAddams says:

    …spongebob hay-pants…

  20. piper says:

    Fake if you know how a Hay Baler works – He would be seriously hurt – just saying (I live in farm country)

  21. Saltpork says:

    Great! One more thing to add to my bucket list!

  22. I think I’ve got you beat sir. Seen this yet?:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg (warning: Language)

  23. Daen Santa says:

    Dudesons?! Man, I’d try that myself if I didn’t think I’d get chopped to Sh!#. :)

  24. Glorilis8 says:

    oh my god. is this real?!

  25. First video to make me really laugh like I just did in a long time.

  26. LN says:

    So THAT’S how they make shredded wheat. . .

  27. ZebraBob says:

    I see somebody had some Ecstasy with their Wheaties this morning!
    …and he looks SO happy!!

  28. Jimmy says:

    you got to love this

  29. Trumppoll says:

    It’s Spongebob Redneck Pants!

  30. Fish4em says:

    I guess somebody told him that doing it in the hay is awesome. I don’t he understood completely.

  31. Simon Cabron says:

    This man is an American Hero

  32. BW3 says:

    For so many years I have struggled in vain to make myself a Shredded Wheat costume for Halloween. Now I see what must be done.

  33. Jen says:

    I was worried for him at first… then he ran off in his suit of hay!

  34. kaese says:

    this made me laugh so hard, I drooled a little. everyone in my office thinks I’m crazy now. WORTH IT.

  35. The Bradical says:

    Holy mother of shit. I think that made my wiener go inside.

  36. Joe Wilson says:

    I thought there would be some carnage there for a second, but then the adorableness started.

  37. Fish4em says:

    Firsties