I’ve never hated someone this much before. This is old, but VVVVVV was a bastard of a game to play. I played it on Normal and it took me a couple of hours. I estimate my deaths in the 4,000 region. I nearly threw my keyboard at my monitor in frustration, quit, and vowed never to return. And then came back 10 minutes later. I hate you, Terry Cavanagh.
Out of interest, did anyone here give no deaths on VVVVVV a go? Or did you do what I did, and left it alone to die, along with the VVVVVV shiny item collection? Or are you all looking at me saying “Christ almighty, Patrick, for a games writer you do suck at games,” and went back to playing Super Meat Boy with blindfolds?