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Twilighting Wheaton


This was that time I brought Wil Wheaton into my dark brood. I had to do it in order to ensure his survival when I chewed our baby out of his womb. Wait…whaaaa????

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  1. Rose Tyler says:

    I actually thought he (Chris) was trying to freak Wil out due to an episode of Monsters he ended up on (Wil, of course) in 1990, in which he and Matt Le Blanc had to find out if the two elderly barbers in their town were actually vampires. His and Le Blanc’s characters eventually got turned and took over the barber shop from them.

  2. Megler says:

    Not sparkly enough.

  3. Wendy Caravantes says:

    bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay

  4. Hannah says:

    Now fetch me Wil Wheaton.

  5. Nathan says:

    Is Wheaton wearing a Wesley Crusher tshirt????

  6. Kaylee says:

    That’s such a Vader Boner!

  7. laurel says:

    i LOVE that he’s wearing the ‘three wheaton moon’ t-shirt as all this takes place…… πŸ˜‰

  8. A says:

    This picture = super rad.

  9. Jeremy says:

    Well if you two didn’t fuck the snake out of the cage, this could’ve all been avoided.

  10. Chris says:

    Twilighting? is that a tween version of planking?

  11. Mark says:

    So did either of you end up buying the Spelunky minis like I did?

  12. Jamie says:

    You both look more like werewolves to be honest. Strange, green fanged spectacle wearing werewolves!

  13. Diane says:

    I hope you write that on your trapper keeper. I’m sure you remembered the sparkles and little hearts too. Isn’t that how books are written?


  14. Patti Brown says:

    Haha, great pic! I love Wil’s lanyard with Sonic the Hedgehog on it. Even with bloodshot eye funny glasses and green teeth, you’re still adorbs, Chris.

  15. Joseph says:

    Just like on “The Waltons” that one time! Nostalgia.

  16. ernster says:

    you look like ray park in the first x-men movie, big c.

  17. John says:

    A new meme is born: “Vampirebombing”.

  18. JetpackBlues says:

    I love the Three Wheaton Moon shirt.

    If you love it too, and don’t read Wil’s blog to know where to obtain it, you can get it here:

    Chris, you look like you belong on the cover of a Pulp Sci-Fi/Horror rag.

  19. Marie says:

    “I had to do it in order to ensure his survival when I chewed our baby out of his womb.” – Congrats! Where should we send the baby shower gifts?

  20. Sayla says:

    I’m assuming Wil’s womb is green and that’s why your teeth are that color. πŸ˜‰

  21. Heather says:

    So awesome! πŸ™‚

  22. Jeremy says:

    Gay (in a good way).

  23. Sierra Houk says:

    Real friends don’t turn their friends into neon vampires, Chris.

  24. Jeffrey says: