Newt Gingrich said the other day that he would put a base on the Moon by the end of his second term, which was interesting insofar as he hasn’t been elected to a first term yet. But his Republican rivals are not going to let Newt seize the space issue, no sirree Bob. And Nerdist-endorsed candidate Marvin E. Quasniki is stepping forth with his OWN plan for space. Unlike Newt’s vision, Marvin’s plan involves Costco and JiffyLube:
Space mayo in bulk, tanning booths, and unpronounceable minerals… top THAT, Romney. Yes, as he says, “Marvin E. Quasniki is your candidate from space.” That’s about right.