Shut up and take our gil.
As if building a mind-meltingly rad Guardians of the Galaxy-inspired Groot swing and a Batmobile baby stroller weren’t enough, the latest episode of Super-Fan Builds, hosted by our pal and “All About That Base” star Alison Haislip, has leveled up its craft game with Final Fantasy kitchen knives. Designed by Tim Baker Creations, the 4-piece knife set includes replicas of Sephiroth’s Masamune, Squall’s Gunblade, Cloud’s Buster Sword, and Auron’s Katana, all of which lovingly rest inside an Ultros knife block. I am turning so red with jealousy right now that I may as well get “XIII” tattooed on my shoulder.
If the knife set happens to, say, go missing, just make sure you don’t call us a thief. We prefer the term “treasure hunting”.
What do you think of these kitchen knives? What other famous swords deserve a kitchen makeover? Let us know in the comments below.