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The Wachowskis Get Even Crazier with the First JUPITER ASCENDING Trailer

The Wachowskis Get Even Crazier with the First JUPITER ASCENDING Trailer

The first trailer is here for Andy and Lana Wachowski’s new sci-fi space opera Jupiter Ascending, and it looks BIG. There are so many ideas at play here that it’s tough to even grasp what this movie could be — other than REALLY, REALLY COOL.

There’s Channing Tatum in goofy makeup and Spock ears, Mila Kunis falling off of stuff, a giant flying monkey-thing throwing a guy through a building, laser shields, Channing Tatum firing two guns whilst jumping through the air, Sean Bean (so doomed), spaceships, space queens, and just when you think you’ve seen it all — cyborgs!

The world-building here looks insane, and so does the action – but we wouldn’t expect anything else from the Wachowskis. Jupiter Ascending comes out July 25th, 2014.


  1. Sakshi says:

    most important to me, dteluctering clears my mind and lets me breathe.about your resolution, just talk to your ameh joon and problem solved, easy peasy lemon squeezy.

  2. Marcel says:

    I have never heard of anyone who loves LeVar Burton like you anperaptly do. Don’t get me wrong. I rocked so Reading Rainbow but that’s hilarious.I was also one of those stupid girls who thought Renee Zellweger was kind of big in that movie. I wish I could go back and slap myself.Btw, did that girl at your work SERIOUSLY not know what Roots was?

  3. Stormy says:

    Whoever wrote this, you know how to make a good aricelt.

  4. Patrick says:

    I wonder if Sean Bean will make it passed the first hour! Maybe it will have a twist where he stays alive :)

  5. comistra says:

    I’ll wait for the official Saga adaptation instead.

  6. Aaronofthe says:

    “Channing Tatum firing two guns whilst jumping through the air”
    Is that a Hot Fuzz reference?

  7. Bongo says:

    If I get to the end of this and the Architect is there…..

  8. Kris says:

    trailer makes it look great, like an alien jason bourne in space?

  9. JP says:

    Sean Bean (So Doomed). LOL! So true.

  10. Gregorso says:

    Come for the Mila Kunis. Stay for the flying monkeys.

  11. Doug says:

    The Wachowskis deserve All The Money! I love them.