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The Speedo Picture.

Ah, Speedos. I didn’t own one before this day, but I appreciate that they provide me with the comfort and support I so richly deserve. This episode of Attack of the Show was shot entirely in a hot tub as a tribute to our guest host for the day, Clark Duke, who is super funny and damn nice.

If you’d never heard of Attack you wouldn’t have any idea what this show is based on this picture. It has that kind of WTF  that you feel if you ever watch a Japanese channel. It raises a lot of questions, but not a lot of Japanswers.

Yatta!!!

PS – go see Hot Tub Time Machine

PPS – larger version of pic here

Comments

  1. James says:

    I want you inside of me.

  2. Sondra says:

    You look great,Chris!! So handsome! This is my desktop picture. I’ve had a crush on you since Singled Out.

  3. Alice says:

    This speedo picture is hotter than the one that is currently my cell phone’s background. . .

    No matter.

  4. Nina says:

    More.

    Hm/Ha.

  5. Rick says:

    Chris mentioned on JJGO that he receives lots of positive comments from gay guys and this is clearly a plan to keep such comments coming. Add this one to the list :) Chris is one my favorite people on teh internets!

  6. todd says:

    Hot nerd alert, too bad we don’t get a pic of you by yourself.

  7. DX says:

    Not sure how you got that close to Munn without chubbin’… did you sit in a bag of ice beforehand?

  8. looks good to me!

  9. Jackie says:

    didn’t really like the hot tub idea, but then Mr. Sexy showed up and made my day lol

  10. Lisa G says:

    The sexy of that speedo on your bod is nicely counterpointed by the dorky of that fingerpoint at the camera. Thanks for maintaining balance in The Force.

  11. Tim says:

    Looking good, but I must object to the shaved chest. You’ll lose your nerd cred you keep that up. Also points off for not drowning Duke when you had the chance.

  12. The Jackal says:

    Chris, thank you for your hot bod and your speedo. You made my day, especially when you began thrusting your pelvis in front of the camera.

  13. anonymouse says:

    @Gayblahblah
    WTF?

    Anyways I really don’t know why , but my eyes glanced at Olivia first then the background at the back, then the hot tub , then Clark Duke then Olivia again , then your condom on your head, then you. Weird huh?

  14. GayPackageExpert says:

    Hate to crush all of your dreams kids.
    But “Little” Chris is WEARING A BOX underneath the speedo.
    Keep it real sexy, I want to some definition of your cock next time you don the lycra.
    I know you have a wonderful Circumsized penis under there.

    Us gays love you more than probably know, and to be honest, I’ve jerked off to pictures of with your beautiful arms, on more than one occasion.
    Love you, and your fake package!

  15. Tony says:

    Such a tease that Hardwick ;)

  16. I think this picture is going on my wall haha

  17. Jason says:

    That package in your super tight speedo has single handedly (double?) convinced me to go see Hot Tub Time Machine!

  18. John says:

    Hey awesome! You’re one of the few certifiably hetero nerds who have wound up on the AfterElton website. Dude :)

  19. Mary says:

    You shaved your chest!

  20. havok says:

    That speedo is “gayer than cum on a mustache.”

  21. Giggleloop says:

    *high-fives Jeff the Great*

    You’re the hottest damn nerd ever. Just putting that out there. The nerd girls that watch AotS (all 5 of us) thank you for your Speedo escapades. :)

  22. So that’s Hard and Phirm.

    What what? Up top!

  23. Felicia says:

    Normally prefer my mean in boxers but you rocked the speedos. Aren’t you the brave one

  24. Mike says:

    Hey Chris, did you feel any anxiety about getting a hard-on when Olivia started massaging your chest area :)) I think she was trying to get you “started” to embarrass you ;P

  25. smartbunny says:

    Chris just hates being a Nerd Dreamboat. Hates it.

  26. Julia says:

    Uhhhh… /drool.

  27. You looked better as Slave Leia

  28. maggie t. says:

    New desktop background? I think so!

  29. Ron Brown says:

    Nice! Represent the Package Chris.

  30. algonacchick says:

    ^^ Haha, Erin! Yes!!!! You should also definitely change your twitter profile pic to the speedo, Chris. Oh, that is golden!!

  31. Erin says:

    Now, this is where you need a graphic that says, “I am Chris Hardwick, and THESE are my tweets….”

  32. rvink says:

    It burns… my eyes!!!!

  33. Horacio says:

    I thought you said you were exercising hahaha just kidding

  34. Amy says:

    right-click > Save As Desktop Background…

  35. James says:

    Dont be sorry for the speedo, this boy likes :D

  36. Chris says:

    Lol @rachael depp.. He’s not a nerd but he plays one on TV.

  37. rachael depp says:

    He likes to play a nerd on the interwebz. ^_^

  38. danielle says:

    sexy! i have the biggest, dorkiest crush on you. web soup is awesome & you are hilarious. keep on rockin’ that shit. the show, i mean, not the speedo. wellll, that too if feel like it… AHH WINK! :D

  39. albert says:

    hahaha @ brendan.
    But, i totally agree…

  40. Chris says:

    Love the speedo! But are you wearing a cup? We gotta be proud of the junk, chris!

  41. Mel says:

    You’re rocking that speedo a little too much. I’m doubting your nerdiness now.

    Also: Clark! (+ ! × ∞) I miss the Clark and Michael show.

  42. thispersonbeaperson says:

    Uh, best picture in the world. Yes?

  43. jerry cusick says:

    Wow,
    That would make anyone’s day!

    “Radivoguy”

  44. Jessica says:

    looking very sexy in the speedo!!! mmm… so you single? ;)

  45. SpaceNugg says:

    chris and clark should go away lol

  46. April says:

    Sorry for the speedo? Puh-lease.

    Sexxy ;3

  47. Brendan says:

    Excuse my gay, but gawrsh, you’re yummy.

  48. Ivevy says:

    Mmmmm Hardwick Speedos…..WAIT! WHAT! :D

  49. Benee says:

    Sexy!!! I <3 your nips!!!

  50. Deltus says:

    You and Olivia, in the picture, appear to have Clark as your very own Gimp.

    I can hardly believe that, with the dress being wet and strapless and all, Olivia didn’t inadvertently display the Munns. Not that I, uh… was looking forward… uh… oh fuck it, I wanted to see the Munns. There, I said it.