The Real Housewives of Horror are at it again, and if you took a gander at yesterday’s preview, you’ll know that Heather and the other housewives are going slasher speed dating! (If you didn’t take a gander, well, why the heck not?)
This week, Barbara Dawn (Brooke Seguin) just can’t seem to let go of her ex — the late, great, hatchet-wielding Cage Trollman. Sporting a Satanist chic eyepatch after last week’s unfortunate debacle with Yuri (Jessika Van), Barbara Dawn is set up on a series of speed dates via the hot new dating app, Slittr (Tindr meets first degree murder). Heather, Roxanne (Briana Lane), and Gabrielle (Laura Ortiz) join in the fun as a veritable cornucopia of murderous bachelors throw their hats — and knives, scythes, pitchfork — into the ring.
From the Grim Reaper to our own Nerdist Overlord Chris Hardwick (!) to Isaiah Mustafa to Buffy the Vampire Slayer star and comics writer Nicholas Brendon, each bachelor has a little something special to offer. Barbara Dawn has her pick of the terrifying litter — but who will she choose? Watch all the drama unfold in the video above.
Which homicidal maniac would you take on a second date? Let us know in the comments below or on twitter @NerdistDotCom.
The Real Housewives of Horror comes from Brea Grant and Kevin Pereira and the team over at SuperCreative, with episodes directed by Sandeep Parikh. This week’s guest stars include Chris Hardwick, Nicholas Brendon, Keahu Kahuanui, Todd Stashwick, Matt Glass, Jeff Winkler, Kit Williamson, and Isaiah Mustafa. New episodes air every Thursday, right here on Nerdist.com!