And the "7th Grade Filth" Prize goes to Moxie for:
Slow and steady is the only way to pull off the squirrel shocker
Winners, email me to collect your prize. And we are on the honor system here, class, so don’t pretend to be someone you are not just for a giftcard. That kind of karma will cause your ass tissue to bleed out.
Stay tuned for more Nerdist contests. I consider this one to be a smashing success, and I look forward to drawing from the vein of creativity that is The Nerdist Colony! In the meantime, here are a handful of honorable mentions, though I do urge you to go through and read all of them…