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Episode 109: The Indoor Kids
Lost Games and Rashes with…
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The Indoor Kids #109: Lost Games and Rashes with Aaron Bleyaert

Today we welcome our good friend Aaron Bleyaert of Team Coco to discuss the newest Clueless Gamer episodes, the E.T. game, skin conditions, and a host of lost video games that never made it out of development. Listen up!

E.T., GTA, Waterworld, Rap Basketball, Sonic Crackers, Tattoo Assassins, Mortal Kombat, Baby’s Day Out, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Super Mario Wacky Worlds, Dirty Harry, Sonic Extreme, Resident Evil 1.5

Conan, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black

E.T., The Craft, Baby’s Day Out, Dunston Checks In

Clueless Gamer

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  1. Garry says:

    Map tattoos – The Curse of Monkey Island.

  2. ToGu says:

    Last of AsparagUs. eh?

  3. Post Meister says:

    In Planescape: Torment the tattoo on the main character’s back is a set of instructions to find another character.

  4. Justice says:

    It would be cool to see Gus Sorola from Roosterteeth appear on this podcast. If you listen to the Roosterteeth Podcast then it’s apparent he’s a fan of Kumail.

  5. Robert A. says:

    Atari Video Game Violence was rough!

  6. Ian says:

    Holy crap, Aaron had a fun and funny energy. Have him on more often.

  7. tomthefanboy says:

    The two big movies with map tattoos are Yellowbeard and Cutthroat Island. but it was a trope long before them.

  8. Kook says:

    Tattooed map in a movie- Yellow Beard, the map to Yellow Beards treasure was tattooed on his son’s (Dan) head, Mrs. Beard said she had to keep him in the cupboard until his hair covered it, which might explain why he is a bit odd.

  9. Neil says:

    In all fairness they live in a world which is predominantly made up of water, things are going to get wet and unless you have a laminating machine I’d say tattoos would be a pretty good way to save a map.

  10. Neil says:

    In all fairness they live in a world which is predominantly made up of water, thing are going to get wet and unless you have a laminating machine I’d say tattoos would be a pretty good way to save a map.

  11. Devon says:

    Clearly you have not yet watched Cooking With Coolio:

  12. easytarget says:

    @Kumail : Fryoshock. C’mon son.

  13. Jerry says:

    “Think Legend of Zelda on the water”


  14. Dan Green says:

    You said my Twitter game post! I played that part for my boss at work b/c I’m super cool now lol. Thanks Emily! Have an awesome day.

    Kumail you pronounced “Gallardo” wrong in the intro. That information will only be useful in a limited number of situations, but now when you go to buy a Lamborghini, they won’t laugh at you (unless you tell them a joke from your great special Beta Male). Have an awesome day, also.

  15. Roger J. says:

    You were doing so well Aaron–until you said that “Alien VS Predator” on the Atari Jag was an awful game. Shame, SHAME on you!! A video game theme meal I suggest is an Alien VS Predator Fugu & Crab Seafood platter.

  16. Wildride says:

    Prison Break: You’re thinking of Prison Break for map tattoos.

  17. Wildride says:

    Aaron probably ate or drank something leftover from an episode of Get Smart that made a rash break out on him in the shape of a set of plans or a map or something on his wedding day. Because that’s a kind of thing that can happen.

  18. Wildride says:

    It seems like Vicks never seems to deliver on any of their games. All they have is a bunch if VapoWare.

  19. Joshua Bryan Hammack says:

    @Kumail and Emily

    Ringworm is a very common skin infection and highly contagious. It is generally found in children and if a child goes to school or day cover they will most likely get it at least once. They also bring it back and expose parents etc.

    i use to teach young children. I have gotten it twice. A simple ointment will rid yourself of it. Whenever I did get ringworm I had to stay home. So kinda of like a mini vacation.

    Aaron probably has eczema or psoriasis, but dude check it out.

  20. Andrew says:

    Chicken Sandwich

  21. GeekFurious says:

    ET is a terror!!!

  22. Chris says:

    I’m also terrified of ET. His neck freaks me the hell out. They put trailers on TV for the bluray and he would just pop on screen…. It was horrible.

  23. Kyle S. says:

    There’s Tattoo Assassins footage on YouTube. It’s worth checking out just to see the ice skating lady fart fire.

  24. brotherTodd says:

    The Last of Asparagus, naturally.

  25. Nichole says:

    Also – another tattoo in a movie that “means something” – Fifth Element

  26. Nichole says:

    I cracked up at the Coolio part!