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The Horror of Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man

Imagine if all that great power and great responsibility came with a great level of scientific accuracy as to what gaining the abilities of a spider would actually entail. Uncle Ben would roll over in his mini-bowl (wait, what? There’s a second Uncle Ben?). Who knew that King Missile’s alt-rock hit “Detachable Penis” was actually about spiders? Apparently, the mad geniuses over at Fox’s Animation Domination High Def did, and now we have to bear the butt-silken burden of that knowledge too. This time, science, you’ve gone too far.

What other scientifically accurate super heroes would you like to see? Quemment below and let us know!


  1. Newk says:

    Imagine a Spiderman movie made by David Cronenberg!

  2. I wana see Superman… Crazy long hair, fingernails, toenails, and Grizzly Adams beard.
    How the hell does Superman shave or groom himself?! Other then stepping into his into crystal chamber to remove their powers shaving and then powering back up.
    Show me the The Horror of Scientifically Accurate Superman!

  3. Ethan says:

    And no more video :/

  4. Jack West says:

    How does Superman fly? And his other powers…

  5. Zombeast says:

    Aqua man would be interesting.

  6. Agent0fN0thing says:

    This conceit was actually established earlier in Season 4, Episode 13 of the Venture Bros, entitled “Bright Lights, Dean City,” with Nathan Fillion as The Brown Widow.