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The First World Problems Rap

While I was airing out my lobster burps and champagne farts I came across this video and felt so bad for the kid.  He has so many issues, maybe a fundraiser is in order.

via [THD] [funnyZ]


  1. @The_Nicktator says:

    I’m so irritated my internet speed isn’t fast enough to watch it in 1080p. I had to watch it in 720p. FML.

  2. Kat says:

    “Ughh. I hate how many of those problems were relatable.”

    ^ This. I watched this video, laughed knowingly at the satire…and then promptly felt like a total tool because, in all honesty, I complain about these minor inconveniences ALL the time. I am a terrible human being.

  3. Devin Smail says:

    Holy crap, I know that guy by proxy of a friend knowing him.
    Check out Simply Spoons they make a lot of great videos, a few with Funnyz.

  4. This kid also had one of the first great Rebecca Black Friday parodies. First because he had thrown it together in 11 minutes, but still better than the 900 after it.

  5. Shannon says:

    And I have the pleasure of teaching kids like this…

  6. Eric says:

    After looking at the video, I realized how bad we have it here. We need Bono and the rest of the do-gooders to get together for another We Are the World event.

  7. I also prefer MC Frontalot’s take, but that was a cute kid. At least he understands what a first-world-problem is. Maybe there is hope for the youth of today. These dang kids!

  8. Labeled says:

    Except, My 1979 MG Midget has an Audio jack… What kind of car doesn’t? stupid ones, that’s what. How else will I listen to nerdist while I drive with my top down?

  9. Meepos says:

    Pretty sure this would have looked better on a 17-inch screen.

    15 inch screens SUCK! Ugh. My life is hell.

  10. Daniel says:

    Love the video, my only problem is I viewed it on my iPhone and writing this comment is strenuous on this tiny keyboard!

  11. tvucme says:

    Ughh. I hate how many of those problems were relatable.