Where do you go when you need a helicopter? Do you go to some little store? No, you go to the biggest helicopter leasing event in the Western Hemisphere: the f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer. No, seriously, you can go because it is really happening this weekend.
The Santa Catalina Island Company plans on making bank this Sunday, September 13, when they bring the fictional event from Step Brothers to life at the Descanso Beach Club on Catalina Island.
The f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer will have food, wine, and entertainment; apparently there’s so much room for activities. Tickets range from 35 dollars for a regular admission ticket, or 100 dollars for the VIP experience. If you need to arrive at the biggest party of the year in style you can even arrange to get there by helicopter.
The premier 80s Billy Joel cover band, Uptown Girl, will not perform, but keep the faith because The Dan Band will. You know them from every Todd Phillips‘ movie. American Idol’s Adam Lasher will also perform, as well as Tom Solis.
I imagine empanadas will be served at the f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer, but that is unknown at this time.
The organization behind the event says they have been trying to host this event since Step Brothers was released in 2008, but only recently did everything come together for the f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer.
DID THIS NEWS JUST MAKE MY DAY?
So what other fictional event needs to become a reality next? Tell us in the comments below, but make sure they’re good, you know, something worthy of a company like Prestige Worldwide.
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