Did you catch the G.O.P. debate in South Carolina on CNN the other night? Everyone’s talking about how one candidate handled John King’s tough opening question… what? No, not Newt. That was an obvious one. No, just take a look at how Marvin E. Quasniki handled King’s tricky request for the candidates to introduce themselves:
Which other candidate would try an Amish joke? Or come out strongly in favor of cheese logs? Or do a scene from Star Wars? Or mistake John King for Anderson Cooper? Why he’s not winning these primaries is anyone’s guess, but no matter what the outcome in the Palmetto State (that’s what it’s called, right? Or is it something Gamecock-related?), the Nerdist-endorsed Quasniki bandwagon is poised to roll on to wherever the hell is next. Because he might as well, at this point.
SUNDAY UPDATE!: Marvin has a post about his South Carolina experience at the Huffington Post. Read it by clicking here.