close menu

The BEST Bathroom Sign EVER

Via LikeCool but originally found in a post about public restrooms at

Funko Rolls out a Full Line of THE DARK CRYSTAL Action Figures

Funko Rolls out a Full Line of THE DARK CRYSTAL Action Figures

Even CAPTAIN AMERICA Chris Evans Isn't Immune From JIMMY KIMMEL's

Even CAPTAIN AMERICA Chris Evans Isn't Immune From JIMMY KIMMEL's "Mean Tweets"

New HARRY POTTER Quiz Matches You with Your Patronus

New HARRY POTTER Quiz Matches You with Your Patronus



  1. blue pits says:

    That was the most disturbing bathroom sign ever! Disgusting

  2. Zane says:

    Why is the guy in the sixth pic peeing WHITE dotted-lines….?
    oh… eww.

    While eating shit…
    also… eww.

    Whatever works for Ipod inspired scatters, I suppose.
    I just hope he followed the “to each, his own” rule with the feces.
    (Who am I kidding, it was probably left by the Nazi)

  3. Robin says:

    I’m with Sanchez! Bogies…

  4. D. Sanchez says:

    I think they left off the guy smearing his boogers on the wall above the urinals.

  5. I am going to get this posted in the bathroom at the club I work at in New York.

    Bartending Secrets

  6. Me says:

    I always see someone doing the 4th pic! I HATE that! Cant stand near them without getting kicked in the head and shat on.

  7. Chris Hardwick says:


    1) I’m sorry you died

    2) WHATCHOOTALKINBOUT??? It must be hard to read from beyond the grave. Underneath the image are two sources. The first is LikeCool, where I found the image and the second is, when I later found out that was its origin. I never saw it on Cracked. I re-blogged it from a site that re-blogged it, but I absolutely credited both of them.

    Please read more thoroughly before you use a strong word like “plagiarise” (I do prefer the British spelling). That word means that I claimed ownership over its creation, which I NEVER did. EVER. If you want to be one of those folks who polices the Internet and enjoys telling people how they’re wrong, at the very least do your due diligence and make sure that your point is valid.

    Thank you, Gary. I hope you became that lovable scamp of an angel that you depicted in your animated series in the 1980s.

  8. Chris says:

    I had my appendix taken out a few days ago, I ended up having to go back so that redo the few stitches I broke laughing!

  9. Om says:

    ha ha ha..gud to know

  10. gary coleman says:

    This was part of a photoshop competition some months ago. Please cite the source next time instead of plagiarising.

  11. Jayzen Freeze says:

    BRIAN I got a double stream my self no joke it is for real..

  12. Muhammad madni says:

    very funny

  13. Bob says:

    Anyone else notice in the bottom frame that the guy on the left has 2 urine streams coming out of him?

  14. shaun says:

    this isn’t a real sign…it was part of a photoshop contest on

  15. grooooossssssss says:

    they seriously need to post this at ALL walmarts across the country.

  16. Giles Wendes says:

    This is on :)

  17. priscy says:


  18. RARUTO says:

    Lol….. Naruto Shippuden with razenga of shit” xD (Image 9)

  19. DannyT says:

    By the looks of it, this seems very poopular.

  20. pradeep says:

    thired one through a pipe ?

  21. Chris says:

    Pretty sure that the second to last one is a poop kamehamea. Freiza wouldn’t stand a chance….

  22. Alina Toma says:

    That’s a funny one, but check this one out: it’s from a dorm in Romania

  23. Jeremy says:

    The guy in the 6th one looks like he is eating poo from the urinal.

  24. I am going to propose to the Memphis city council that these are installed in all the bathrooms in the city.

  25. Terry Hardwick says:


  26. Mervi says:

    Eww, now how can I use a public restroom ever again? 😀

  27. scrufy 1 says:

    Is that one did hitting up a swazi with a shit-stick?


  28. carlin says:

    I immediately recognized this from
    They have lots of funny photoshop contests and things like that.

  29. Patti says:

    That’s pretty messed up, and pretty damn funny as well.

  30. DefconDan says:

    Pooptastic, Pisstacular ugh I winded from all these horribly massacared words.

  31. I found this in my local deli bathroom, not as awesome, but then it makes up a new word.

  32. Chase Roper says:

    Wait, so now I’m expected not to poop in the urinal and also NOT make a poo swastika on the wall?!

  33. annabel lee los angeles says:

    Wow! This provided a much-needed laugh break… where is this? I love the Mortal Kombat-style poop-shooting and then the pee&poop all-ages party!

  34. eloj says:

    I found this in a Finnish elevator:

    I have to wonder if it discourages more than it encourages by giving people the idea…

  35. dirkmcgirk says:

    well, no more drawing with poo or pissin on babies for me ;(

  36. Askani says:

    It’s like a scatological iPod ad.

  37. John says:

    Brian — You’re either not a guy, or are very lucky, as double streams are quite common. Especially at 2 am in the morning.

    Nbr1trckr – LDS

  38. DrRandPink says:

    After delivering boldface babies for over 25 years, I am here to shoot down the tabloid claims that the “celebs” shit doesn’t stink. It does.

  39. nbr1rckr says:

    How’d he do the 3rd one?!

  40. Brian says:

    Guy bottom left has a double stream… Now that’s messed up.

  41. Jasmine says:

    This only seems to remind me of Cacapeepeepoopooshire!

  42. rip says:

    Last one = “The Aristocrats!”

  43. Hannah says:

    Haha, that was pootastic!

  44. Christina says:

    Yes. This is the coolest sign!

  45. Adam51586 says:


  46. ProfessorR6 says:

    I should at that one to a vacation tour route

  47. brent m says:

    EPIC! No Mortal Kombat…..hahahahaha!

  48. Bryan says: