Until the day that humans evolve removable faces, we must make do with what technology can provide for us in the present—i.e., software created at Columbia University that will deftly swap your snarky puss with some other slob’s. “How would I look as a tranny?” “What if I were thirty years older and a different race?” “COULD I BE ASIANIZED???” These are questions that this remarkable face-swapping software will answer while maintaining your anonymity on the Internet.
*SIDE NOTE: Because I made a Face/Off reference in an earlier post, I won’t make it here…but seriously, John Woo, how could simply carving someone’s epidermal layer make them look like their old self on a new body? I don’t know how it works over in Guangzhou, but here in Jesus’s AMERICA we compensate for things like bone structure and musculature when we swap mugs!!! It’s as if that movie couldn’t really happen.