Super Smash Bros. Wii U is finally releasing today after a long and painful wait for fans of the series around the globe, and though Smashing is only a few mere hours away (unless you’re skipping work), it’s still long enough to be frustrating.
You’ve likely already pored over every single screenshot you could get your hands on, checked out a few videos and read several editorials, but why not sit back and relax with this video Joystiq put together of every single taunt in the game?
Up your sass game with these lines and get started practicing what you’re going to say when you inevitably take home the victory in each of your matches. I’m a fan of Peach’s taunts, especially, because she’s giving me everything with those sweet grins and that subtle shade-throwing. Rosalina, swirling in place isn’t exactly a taunt. And I’m not sure what’s going on with Donkey Kong, but pretending as if you have no idea what’s happening and shrugging your shoulders really isn’t going to inspire much anger from the other party.
Regardless, this is a fun video to check out while waiting for Smash madness! Who have you got your eye on to play as? Let us know in the comments below!