We’re not in the business of being political. In fact, we generally prefer to write about the power struggles between the Empire and Rebellion or Time Lords and Daleks over anything having to do with Democrats and Republicans. But, we also love ourselves a good old fashion evil villain to hate, and presidential candidate and “corn husk doll cursed by a witch” Donald Trump is the closest the U.S. has had in a while. That description, by the writers on Nerdist founder Chris Hardwick‘s Emmy-winning comedy game show @midnight, is only one of seemingly hundreds of colorful phrases used to describe the wispy-haired one.
How many different ways can someone describe “The Donald?” Well, luckily there’s this nifty supercut to give us all the names we could possibly want to call that guy.
Some of our favorites include:
“Tangello Fruit Roll-Up stretched over cat litter, Donald Trump.”
“Barrel-shouting meatball, Donald Trump.”
“Narcissistic human airhorn, Donald Trump.”
“Dissonant bagpipe powered by farts, Donald Trump.”
Whether making us not laugh on Saturday Night Live or saying the next thing that should have ruined his chances to become president but terrifyingly has not, Donald Trump certainly gets a lot of air time these days, and he’s both laughable and frightening at the same time. I like to think of him as being like Superman villain Lex Luthor but without any of Lex’s ability to create things. If Lex Luthor sat on the front porch of LexCorp and made disparaging ethnic slurs. That’d be Tronald Dump.
All of these are available for use by @midnight, by the way. Make up some of your own in the comments below!
Image courtesy of Gage Skidmore