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Suicide Toy


If you have yet to see this movie, you deserve it.

Remember in Toy Story 3 when they make that suicide pact as they creep towards a fire-y death? Now you can re-enact it with LEGOS! Nothing says, “Happy Birthday, my precious child. I love you so so much,” like a toy depicting the scene that scared the shit out of them! I felt like my childhood was about to get murdered while watching this part. It didn’t help that three kids started crying in terror either.

I’d still play with this.

Available here. (Found via Gizmodo)

I don’t write poetry here.


  1. Beatrice says:

    S7u5Iv Good point. I hadn’t thought about it quite that way. :)

  2. andoran_g33k says:

    Does it come with authentic flaming trash cubes so the bitties can burn themselves and show off their battle scars at preschool?

  3. tina says:

    ahhh! Super disturbing! That lots o bear haunts my dreams :/

  4. Matthew Burnside says:

    Carl: I’m guessing you posted on the wrong post. Although, a Dead Alive LEGO set sounds great to me!

    I’ve already provided a link to the set on LEGO’s site at the bottom of the post.

  5. Dragoncores says:

    YAY LEGO has come up with a new way for toys to kill them selfs or wait was it disney. I am not shore. have not see the movie. Dont really care. YAY watch woody burn. o wait its not real fire *sets woody on fire* there we go thats better

  6. JackBrown says:

    the rancor gave me nightmares for months when i was 6. the toy brought back all of the nightmares when i got it, even though i thought it was the coolest thing i had ever gotten. i refused to sleep with the toy of that thing on the same floor of the house with me when i got it for xmas that year

  7. Kids today are so spoiled! When I was a kid, we had to invent our own ways of turning legos into torture devices . . . it was all we had, and we liked it!

  8. Carl Kolshack says:

    What about Peter Jackson’s “Dead Alive”? Amazing and hilarious zombie movie.

  9. Carin T. says:

    ngl, I cried at least 3 times during this movie.

    I want those LEGOS.