Steven Segal: LAWMAN Posted by Chris Hardwick on August 26, 2009 Share: Twitter Facebook Google+ Reddit Email Um…yeah, so I guess this is real… Related Posts What's New What's Trending Morgan Spurlock's RATS Will Get Under Your Skin (Review) article SPIDER-MAN RE-ANIMATE Gives a New Take on the Classic Cartoon article Meet Cinder the Augmented Reality Cat Who Runs a School article Super In-Depth LOGAN Trailer Breakdown video STAR WARS HAN SOLO Movie Has Cast Its Lando Calrissian article This Fan-Made POKÉMON SUN and MOON Trailer Will Make You Nostalgic and Teary article John Cleese Recapping THE WALKING DEAD Is Simply Delightful article Wolverine's LOGAN Trailer Looks Unlike Any Superhero Movie We've Seen article "Borrowed Time" Is What Pixar Animators Make on Their Days off article Comments brian cope sr says: September 3, 2011 at 7:54 am I MYSELF STUDIED THE ARTS OF ASSKICKING AN THE ONLY WAY TO PUT THIS TO REST IS TO SHOW SEGAL IN REAL LIFE TAPES OF HIS COMPETIVENESS IN THE RING OR MATT,ARE YOU A PUNK OR NOT ,SHOW ME SOMETHING WHERE YOU ARE IN COMBAT BESIDES TV THEN THEY CAN PUT THIS PUNKASS SHIT TO REST OK.SORRY STEVE EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP,I MYSELF THINK YOU CAN TAKE AN ASS WHOOPING,WEATHER YOU CAN GIVE ONE,WELL IM WAITING! BigPappaTaz says: June 5, 2010 at 6:55 am Hey, I am in Public Safety and I seen a number of the episodes, we all know that Seagal is great in the Arts, his acting is still uhh so,so, but as a Reserve Police Chief in Jefferson Parish, LA he is off the hook. He knows his stuff and many of you idiots that comment with stupid remarks shows that you never paid attention nor try to pay attention, you just leave comments because your bored and have no life. That’s right I said it so go ahead with many of your junior high education remarks cause that’s what you show. Show some intelligence for once, Oh I’m sorry, some smarts,class,Grow up! To Seagal it is a Career and an adventure just like acting,but he’s getting paid !!! Gary Shultz says: April 21, 2010 at 6:41 pm There are some awfully pathetic and gullible nincompoops in the world. Right along with the colonic having, vaccine picketing, Michael Moore supporting people, incapable of critical thinking, or even having their own intelligent opinions, we have those who actually believe that Seagal has concerns for other people. Just because you see it on TV, doesn’t make it real. You could do a little for the world yourselves, and watch a little less television. Joanna says: January 13, 2010 at 11:37 pm Real or not real? I found him to be a chaming person who seems to genuinely care for people. You may call me a fan, Mr. Segal. Real or not real? Who cares if he makes one person’s life a little bit better….then kudos to him. What have you done for humanity Mr. and Mrs. Nay Sayer. Thanks, Mr. Segal. nanette says: January 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm PLEASE SOMEBODY, HELP THS MAN FIND ANOTHER JOB OTHER THAN ACTING! nanette says: January 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm NO. THE MAN CAN NOT ACT. peggy smith says: January 7, 2010 at 7:17 am I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF STEVEN SEAGAL FOR YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIS PROGRAM AND I THINK WHAT HE’S DOING IS GREAT. WHEN PEOPLE SEE HIM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD THEY SEEM TO COME TOGETHER AND WANT HIM CATCH THE BAD GUYS. HE GOES AND TALKS TO PEOPLE THAT WERE ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND TRYING TO TURN THEIR LIFE AROUND. HE IS TRULY AN INSPIRATION TO THE PARISH. HE’S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE BAD GUY TO MAKE JEFFERSON PARISH A SAFER PLACE TO LIVE. HE DOSEN’T HAVE TO DO IT BUT DOES BECAUSE HE’S CONCERNED ABOUT THE PEOPLE. I SAY THANK YOU, GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE. peter says: January 7, 2010 at 12:16 am steven seagal ,, i need your help please call 660-263-5587 k211-2300-20 run it please and you see taking my meds is fucking up my life for a job , or the courts is anyway is ,, need your help please 35grams and i taking 60.4 grams three time a day i can even get arrested in my own home and i did ,, for drug that the doctors said i need to take to live ,, but the cops said i do not ,, way is that auntill a doctor see me in jail why is that when they have the pill bottle in their hands ,, fuck up law i say jayson says: September 3, 2009 at 8:12 am The show is real and I know this bc my cousin was arrested by segal at his home on the westbank in marrero. I can’t wait to see it on tv this shit is going to be hilarious Andrew says: September 1, 2009 at 7:47 am I’m so happy!! mike says: August 31, 2009 at 7:12 pm YES! Ash says: August 31, 2009 at 7:11 pm WTF? No way! “This isn’t a job! It’s an adventure.” No dumbass… its a job… A very dangerous job! Because your going to treat it as an adventure is going to make this awesomely bad TV too. guyvader says: August 29, 2009 at 8:10 am “You just got snapped on by weird Al.” Awesome Cameo on H2. I saw it Friday with a friend and I totally forgot that you were in it until your part. Started geeking out and my friend was like I know its weird Al how cool is that. I replied fuck weird Al I’m talking Chris Hardwick. Wished your part was a bigger role. Cya Chris Kurumada says: August 28, 2009 at 11:03 am I hope they show him applying his GLH Formula #9 before he goes out on a bust! Johnny says: August 28, 2009 at 9:37 am I can’t wait for the episode where an octogenarian tranny hooker guts him like a bloated, narcissistic turkey. Please? Kyman says: August 28, 2009 at 9:20 am I know some of the cops who worked with seagal for this show and they told me at least 80% of the show is staged. They have actors playing criminals and they even had the cops remove cuffs from already arrested suspects just so they could film seagal putting them on the guy. Oh, they also said that he is just as full of himself as we all know he is Michael LaMere (The Fish) says: August 28, 2009 at 6:30 am Not that it matters, because Steven is a douche bag, but you spelled his last name wrong, whether on purpose or on accident I am not sure it matters, because he’s been hit so many times he probably misspells it also. I have a great idea for that show. Dog the Bounty Hunter and Steven Seagal should fight. Between those two men I think television is going into a new era of old man trying to be tough. Is it strange to anyone else that Steven can’t even act REAL. He’s such a terrible actor that his “real life” stuff is even bad. He makes Shatner look like Laurence Olivier; and I am not sure that’s a good thing. Someone said Lawnman, and well I have to agree that would be sweet show I would watch. Seagal’s lawn mowing service reality show. Fucking brilliant. I would TIVO that. Michael Vman says: August 27, 2009 at 5:47 am Why make new show. He should just be a regular at COPS Tywan says: August 26, 2009 at 10:27 pm So I hear this is real? DLake says: August 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm I think the only way for Steve to redeem his career is to break a perp’s arm then make him shoot himself with his own gun. Unless he snaps a suspect’s neck. That works too. Sam Swanson says: August 26, 2009 at 6:03 pm So, “Cops” with a splash of Segal, then? coganoid says: August 26, 2009 at 12:35 pm I misread this and was expecting LAWN MAN. rebecca says: August 26, 2009 at 11:37 am Am I the only one hoping for LAWMAN/Armed & Famous crossover episode? Steven Segal and LaToya Jackson would make an excellent comedically mismatched crime fighting duo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2pV2jSi3Jk John Lewis says: August 26, 2009 at 10:31 am This is full of awesome. The “Perfect Storm” of television programming. Deltus says: August 26, 2009 at 9:52 am I don’t know if I’m more aghast that this is being done, or looking forward to seeing it. Kinda like, well, everything Steven Segal has ever done. lookatthisguy says: August 26, 2009 at 9:31 am I’d post a link to the trailer for the Steven Seagal movie “Cockpuncher,” but I’m at work and these damned site filters are … well, filtering the sites. (Look up “The Onion Movie” if you don’t know what I’m talking about.) Aaron says: August 26, 2009 at 9:29 am ROFL! Gotta love the seagal. He’s like an obese metrosexual (really, Who wears that much silk?) william shatner…. Only not as cool. xD Thanks for the tip “Hard”wick. (loved the Office Parkour) Troy Benedict says: August 26, 2009 at 9:29 am Watching Steven Segal run is like watching a cow run. It’s awkward and funny at the same time. dunnihdd says: August 26, 2009 at 9:15 am How many arms do you think he breaks in the first season? My bet is 212. JW says: August 26, 2009 at 9:15 am i just want to c him break an arm. Vagina Drum says: August 26, 2009 at 9:13 am Steven Seagal is never not real. How dare you. RadNerd says: August 26, 2009 at 9:02 am dvr set! thx 4 the tip.