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“Star Wars XXX” Features Most Adorable Princess Leia

This could be the galaxy’s most adorable Princess Leia crossing paths with the creepiest man-with-a-camera. Adult movie actress Allie Haze is interviewed on the set of Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody:

Despite the creepy factor at 3:30, at 3:40 Leia gets asked “What advice do you have for nerds approaching women?” in which she gives a stellar answer. (Also, please note, Nerd is a non-gendered noun. Anyone approaching anyone can be intimidating)

Now, this interview has been out for a few months, but the trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is fresh to the internets. Nice one with the storm trooper gender swap. I have to say, Luke doesn’t look too bad in that outfit:


Now, after watching the trailer, I’ll be honest. I was thinking, “Hey! I want to see Chewbacca get some action!” That is, until I saw this, which killed the fantasy.

Still, I think it’ll be a fun watch!

~Sex Nerd Sandra

Comments

  1. Harry says:

    You need to make that Allie Haze interview public by putting it on an upload site.  I remember seeing a few years ago.  Somehow it was sexier than the actual movie because her white Princess Leia dress was sheer and you could kind of see her nipples.  The hint of nudity and sensuality was sexier than the porn vid itself.

  2. Shun says:

    Hey! dont ever think her like that u morans!Respect her!

  3. ocen says:

    yes!kaku fuck her in her every hole!he he

  4. kaku says:

    Allie haze u r fucking beautiful!i wanna fuck u in ur every holes u have!bitch!

  5. Tanya Tate says:

    I went to the party for the movie in Hollywood last week and just posted some pictures. The cast came in costume! http://bit.ly/AlOrRi

  6. Allie Haze says:

    ITS FINALLY OUT!!!!!!1 YAYYYYYYYY hope u all enjoy it there was a ton of hard work and it was very fun doing this movie, i also have signed copies available with a 8×10 and poster just email me at alliesfanz@gmail.com

  7. Josh Laughlas says:

    Will Darth be fighting his lightsaber battles with this?
    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/lex-steele-dildo.htm
    I feel apprehensive about seeing this as if it may change my perception of the original series so that when ever I see them again my mind is filled with visions of Chewie gettin’ blown. Not something that ever appealed to me.

  8. Marcin says:

    There is only one Starwars, now what you do or who you think you are is entirely up to you. I would say go with what you believe and people might and I mean might give you a good name, one you agree with and suits you well.

  9. sue says:

    Now that just looks awesome! One of the few porn movies that is better for having a story!

  10. @Kiala – I have no explanation. Just fascination.

  11. Kiala Kazebee says:

    What is withe “Haze” moniker in porn? Is it like “Smith” or whatever now? EXPLAIN SANDRA.

  12. Alex says:

    I really don’t think that was the point.

  13. Kevin (a different one) says:

    I dunno. Tina Fey’s made a pretty adorable Leia a couple times. In a 2005 SNL episode (hosted by Paris Hilton), she played a darn cute Leia phone sex operator. “Help me, Warren Grabowski, you’re my only hope!”

  14. Claude Gaudette says:

    And now, hours later I re-read my previous comment and think “Goddamn son, you was trying way too hard there and ya failed miserably”.

  15. Kevin says:

    I love that they included Porkins.

  16. The Thumbcast says:

    In a similar vein, we’ve given this another go (on the assumption that it’ll probably just get taken down again) – it’s the TNG XXX parody reedited to, er, remove the XXX bits… http://thethumbcast.com/2011/08/30/second-chance

  17. Claude Gaudette says:

    This movie could wind up taking the humorous subtext of the double entendre inherent in Ralph Wiggum’s phrase “I bent my Wookie!” and just laying it bare for all to see. Huh, huh, you said “lay it bare”.

  18. DaveyK says:

    I could almost hear that camera guy breathing through his mouth during that interview.

  19. MarshallCollege says:

    We’ve been discussing how a big budget adult flick is a goldmine! She was so charming it was almost…painful.

  20. 60% says:

    Man, that trailer was actually funny. I might make it through more than 10 minutes of this movie.

  21. Alex says:

    Allie Haze is pretty awesome. For all the “Slave Leia” cosplay drooling that goes on, she makes the white outfit look good and it frames her head/hair nicely. Of the recent parody spate, this one looks to be another good one.