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“Snow White and the Young Adult and Shards of Stuff”: The New Trailer

Oh, okay, since we’re showing off trailers for upcoming Summer genre movies here, we might as well add to the list the latest trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman, which got some attention at WonderCon this weekend and was made available to Comcast… er, Xfinity (I’m never going to get used to that name) subscribers today (and, yes, sorry, not available for non-US readers):

Not to step on Kyle Anderson’s “Dissecting Trailers” territory (he analyzed the earlier trailer for this movie in November), we get Charlize Theron’s shoulders, horses, Charlize Theron in what looks like milk, violence, Charlize Theron’s breath, swordplay, a melty mirror that turns into something like a bronze T-1000, Kristen Stewart, the guy from Thor, more horses, bad weather, creatures, better weather, friendly creatures, more Charlize, fire, fights, and stuff. And lots of birds and knights and objects turning into shards and I’m not sure because I sort of zoned out on it halfway through.

Hold on- Universal Pictures Australia has posted the trailer, too, and this might be available in all territories, so let’s try it, shall we?:

So there you go. It opens June 1st.

Comments

  1. “Snow White and the HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING TURNS INTO CROWS.” Coming This Summer.

  2. amber says:

    I hate it when Americans play Brits. You can always tell.

  3. Love says:

    I’m with Jake I gave an eye roll as I hit play & now I’m suddenly dying to see this movie

  4. Mike says:

    “I WILL BE THE QUEEN THAT GOTHAM DESERVES.”

  5. Jake says:

    This trailer must be a trick of the light, because now I actually want to see this film. Why can’t the people who make the trailers make the movies too, then they might be good.