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Siri Becomes A Meme










The iPhone 4S’s personal assistant, Siri, has some interesting and humorous answers for your queries.  Shit That Siri Says is posting submissions from iPhone users, and there’s nothing like a snarky robot to give us a chuckle.  Let us know if you had any funny responses from Siri in the comments.











  1. Sean says:

    I asked my coworker’s iphone if Siri would open the pod bay doors.
    Siri threatened to report me for harassment.
    For a robot, she’s kinda sensitive.

  2. Zac says:

    I asked Siri “Who’s your daddy?” and she said “You are. Now can we get back to work?” Hillarious!

  3. Taylor says:

    Pod bay doors, tho.

    Anyway, forget Skynet. Skynet didn’t have a sense of humor.

    Siri is future GlaDOS!

  4. Chris u says:

    My stepson is taking a film class this semester and had to watch 2001. Started asking Siri about Hal and opening the bomb bay doors.

  5. Roy Campos says:

    I told Siri that I loved it. Siri replied: “Let’s keep this relationship professional.”

  6. MR_FJG_SON says:

    The person started that tumblr basically lifted all the screen shots from where Joshua Topolsky did a whole post on it. So I’m guessing “submitted” was the operative word in that they could have at least linked back to where the original feed came from. But I guess that’s the internet for you.

  7. Martin says:

    If you ask her to sing she reads Daisy Daisy. Same she doesn’t slow down like HAL while doing it.

  8. T.K. says:

    There’s also
    Steve Levitan (one of the creators of Modern Family) subbmitted a very funny one:

  9. Has anyone asked her about Skynet, yet? I mean, there really isn’t a reason that Skynet couldn’t have started here, right? Right?

  10. Simon says:

    Asked Siri, “What’s the meaning of life, the Universe, and everything?” to which she promptly answered, “42”. Instant Siri believer.

  11. Will says:

    Wow. Didn’t expect to see a story from This is my Next reported here.

  12. Pete says:

    If you ask her where to dump a body, she’ll show results for marshes and state parks.

    No wonder Dexter uses an iPhone.