Sometime soon the much anticipated LHC (Large Hadron Collider) will go online at CERN in Switzerland. It will be the most powerful particle collider in the world and either discover the Higgs Boson, an as yet theoretical subatomic particle that helps explain mass, or everything we know will get sucked into a Black Hole. Either way, this rap by AlpineKat makes our impending doom that much more enjoyable. If you’ve been avoiding learning about positron colliders, elementary particles and anti-matter until the information came along in song form, your day has arrived.
This is exponentially nerdier than anything that we have written as Hard ‘n Phirm, and as such we support it 1 x 10² %.