Remember folks: life’s about the journey, not the destination. So the next time you’re perambulatin’ from one place to the next, feel free to take a cue from this spasmodic interloper and wiggle your impossible hinges whilst jouncing. Shake things up a little. Conversely, when life gives you stairs…just ragdoll them sumnabitches. Ragdoll ‘em good.
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