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R-A-M-B-L-I-N’ Guy

Remember folks: life’s about the journey, not the destination. So the next time you’re perambulatin’ from one place to the next, feel free to take a cue from this spasmodic interloper and wiggle your impossible hinges whilst jouncing. Shake things up a little. Conversely, when life gives you stairs…just ragdoll them sumnabitches. Ragdoll ’em good.

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Comments

  1. Michael B says:

    Before I realized it was a mannequin or dummy or whatever that thing was the first thought that went through my head was “oh no, it’s way too early in the morning for penis”.

  2. Mandy W. says:

    I watched this and my four year old son saw it. He said it was bizarre and “so silly”. He proceeded to imitate it for the next few minutes. Thankfully he kept his clothes on.
    Couldn’t help but laugh at both :)

  3. Kilgore Trout says:

    Bwah! Holy crap, did not expect that to come creepin’ around the corner. I won’t be thinking of killing Nazis in video games the same way again.

  4. Kelli says:

    I’m so creeped out right now…

  5. Terry says:

    jeezus christ. Now I have to turn the lights on and try and keep myself from turning around and checking every five minutes.

  6. Wade says:

    Change the soundtrack to anything less dippy, and that will haunt your fucking dreams for years.

  7. omaalex says:

    I’m creeped out and strangly aroused…