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We spend so much time pointing the finger in Japan’s direction for quirky cultural expression that we have turned a blind eye to a much more sinister country, Sweden. I photographed this in a Swedish store in New York and later came to find out that it is, indeed, a movement (pun INTENDED). Trot on over to the Pee & Poo web portal too see the many exciting products that bear the playful, anthropomorphic versions of wiener water and butt slushee. PeeandPoo, Inc. maintains that this is educational in some way but I am certain that it does nothing but propagate the myth that urine is best friends with feces. Let me assure you, NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. Though they are forced to cohabit from time to time, Pee’s golden elitism has long been a thorn in Poo’s side and is only exacerbated by propaganda like, “If it’s yellow let it mellow but if it’s brown Peepoo_webflush it down.”

At a recent summit, unity talks broke down when Pee refused to remove sanctions against it’s chocolate counterpart, citing ideological differences. Poo maintained, “We cannot continue to negotiate with a form of bodily waste who refuses to accept our inherent diversity and furthermore fails to recognize that, although we come from different places, serve the same basic function.” Pee did not return our calls for a statement.

IMAGE (Right): Pee & Poo, seen here in happier times, attempt to teach children that shit and piss are not only huggable, but also come from a thoroughly disgusting rainbow that one can only assume shoots out of a snot cloud over a river of puke.

Images: Sweden Toy

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Comments

  1. stupid says:

    fartss and diarieaa

  2. Kat says:

    I saw these on the perpetualkid.com website when shopping for various other useless items. And seeing them again makes me once again think that eventually these will become sex toys. Somehow.

  3. Lishy says:

    All I can picture (to my own disgust) is that river of puke. Grosstastic.

  4. shardcore says:

    How can you address the subject of #1s and #2s without referencing this piece of musical genius?

    http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/The+Poo+and+Wee+Song/

  5. Casi says:

    they look almost adorable

    but hey…
    i have also seen some japanese cartoons with characters that are supposed to be chocolate ice cream
    unfortunately it looks more like a slop of poo in an ice cream swirl shape

  6. shiri says:

    hey could be worse. at least you didnt see a special limited edition series marketed at girls, in a pretty pink box, complete with free cups…

  7. Nan says:

    I like the “What? What are you looking at?” hand gestures they’re making. These aren’t the worst bodily functions they could have plushed either.

  8. Amanda says:

    Holy Jebus Dude. That’s fucked up. Thanks for opening our eyes to this new…veritable Costco of Evil as if Ikea wasn’t enough.

    God I love Ikea.

  9. Cass says:

    I can’t imagine that “hey mom where are urea and fecal matter? You know I can’t sleep without them”

    I thought “Everyone Poops” was bad now someone came up with this shit. (No pun intended)