Our Favorite Pop-Culture Dogs for Every Breed

Dogs have played an integral role in every one of mankind’s great aspirations. In the early days, they assisted us in hunting, gathering, and exploring new lands. They’ve accompanied us to war and have helped keep peace in our own cities and neighborhoods. They’ve provided a much needed home sanitation alternative when we’ve felt too tired to vacuum up the crumbs on the kitchen floor. And they haven’t done too shoddily in the pop culture department, either.

Just as faithful and endearing as dogs have proved across human history have they likewise shown themselves to be in film, television, literature, comics, and whatever the umbrella term under which you’d shamefully slot memes. Dogs have proven themselves particularly prominent in the nerdiest divides of art and entertainment, always ready for a trek into space or a skulk across one of many acrid post-apocalyptic wastelands.While there are indeed no best dogs, as every single dog who has ever lived is and will forever remain the greatest living thing to grace the mortal realm, we thought it only fair to give credit to some of nerd culture’s most adored four-legged champions. Prompted by the release of the latest adventures of incurable dog lover John Wick, here are Nerdist’s favorite pop culture dogs–a pick for every single breed we could manage.

AKITA

Best in Breed: Hachikō, the endlessly loyal pooch who became a cultural phenomenon thanks to his proclivity to wait daily by the train station for his human roommate (“owner” is so passé) to arrive home from work, showing up regularly even after the latter had died. Accepting the honor on Hachikō’s behalf is his fictionalized counterpart Hachi from the 2009 Lasse Hallström film adaptation (Hachi: A Dog’s Tale).

AMERICAN BULLDOG

Best in Breed: Chance, the precocious “bad boy” of the runaway trio that headlined the perennial mid-’90s home-viewing treat Homeward Bound. His witless bravery in the face of the mighty porcupine was his greatest undoing.

AMERICAN PIT BULL TERRIER

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Best in Breed: Backup, teenage sleuth Veronica Mars’ shape-shifting pet. (We’re going with the second, longer-tenured version.)

AMSTAFF

Best in Breed: Champion, the three-legged adoptee of Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate from  Parks and Recreation. Though recognizable as an American Staffordshire Terrier, Champion has also been identified by Chris Traeger as an amazing-terrific hybrid.

AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG

Best in Breed: Max Rockatansky’s unnamed pooch pal from  Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior. Doesn’t say much, but then again, neither does Max.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD

Best in Breed: Viral celebrity Staines, whose craving for cupcakes is matched only by his will power.

BASSET HOUND

Best in Breed: Droopy, animator Tex Avery’s famously dysthymic canine hero.

BEAGLE

Best in Breed: Snoopy, who is canonically recognized as a beagle despite looking nothing like one. What do you want me to do about it? He’s a war hero, for goodness sake! Let him call himself what he wants!

BERGER PICARD

Best in Breed: Einstein, Doc Brown’s easygoing second dog (that we know of) in Back to the Future, and the first ever living thing to travel through time.

BICHON FRISE

Best in Breed: Darla, who played both Queenie in The ‘Burbs and Precious in The Silence of the Lambs. This dog liked her acting gigs creepy.

BLACK MOUTH CUR

Best in Breed: Old Yeller. The classics are classics for a reason, you know.

BLOODHOUND

Best in Breed: McGruff the Crime Dog. I know, kind of a square choice. But he may be the sole reason my life hasn’t careened down a morbid trajectory of bad choices. (If a dog tells me not to do something, I’m not gonna do it!)

BORDER COLLIE

Best in Breed: Fly, the second dog on this list to herald from a George Miller movie, and the much kinder of the two pooches featured in Babe.

BORDER TERRIER

Best in Breed: Seymour Asses, Fry’s relentlessly faithful stray pup from everybody’s favorite and least favorite episode of  Futurama. Go ahead, slink into the supply closet and get in that 30-minute cry that comes anytime you even hear mention of Seymour.

BULLMASTIFF

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Best in Breed: Butkus, Rocky’s dog in Rocky. Appropriately, he seems kind of like the Rocky of dogs.

BULL TERRIER

Best in Breed: The unnamed star of the Brad Bird- and Tim Burton-produced cartoon series Family Dog, and the aesthetic precursor to the undead hero of Burton’s 2012 film Frankenweenie.

CAIRN TERRIER

Best in Breed: Toto from The Wizard of Oz, naturally.

CHIHUAHUA

Best in Breed: Ren and Stimpy‘s titular Ren Hoek, who also identifies as an asthma hound.

CHINESE CRESTED

Best in Breed: Sir Didymus of the Labyrinth! You know, the one from  Labyrinth.

CHOCOLATE LAB

Best in Breed: Lucky, a.k.a. Pizza Dog, Hawkeye’s closest chum, who really should be getting his own standalone  Marvel Cinematic Universe movie one of these days…

COCKER SPANIEL

Best in Breed: The high society hopeless romantic (and pasta junkie) Lady from Lady and the Tramp.

COLLIE

Best in Breed: Lassie. Duh.

COONHOUND

Best in Breed: The Star Fox franchise’s dutiful General Pepper, who is known for–and you’ll forgive me for this, as I have like 80 of these to write and can only resist the urge to make obvious puns for so long–barking orders.

CORGI

Best in Breed: Ein, the intellectually augmented runaway from Cowboy Bebop. Smart as hell, cute AF.

DACHSHUND

Best in Breed: Toy Story‘s synthetic stretchy pooch Slinky Dog. One of the last holdouts of the “Woody is innocent” camp, per his canid proclivity toward loyalty.

DALMATIAN

Best in Breed: It’s a 101-way tie.

DOBERMAN

Best in Breed: The accident-prone but generally effectual superhero dog Dynomutt. (Okay, does anyone else know who Dynomutt is? Maybe I should have picked Blackie from Hugo. [Okay, does anyone else know who Blackie is?])

DOGUE DE BORDEAUX

Best in Breed: Hooch, as in Tom Hanks’ slovenly crime fighting partner in Turner and Hooch. Certifiably unconcerned over what you think may or may not be “his room.”

ENGLISH BULLDOG

Best in Breed: The impressively stretchy, and even more impressively reliable, Jake from  Adventure Time.

ENGLISH MASTIFF

Best in Breed: Kazak, the physics-bending dog from Kurt Vonnegut’s The Sirens of Titan. Accepting the honor on his behalf is a referential gag from the TV series  Archer, which I figured you’d all enjoy anyhow.

FRENCH BULLDOG

Best in Breed: Gary Fisher, dauntless companion and Instagram muse of our beloved hero Carrie Fisher. She who herself came closer to dog-like valor and integrity than most of us ever will. We love them both.

GERMAN SHEPHERD

Best in Breed: Samantha, friend and ally of Will Smith’s zombie apocalypse survivor in I Am Legend. A very good dog, and even a relatively decent zombie, all things considered.

GHOST DOG

Best in Breed: Zero, the ghost dog found beside Halloweentown’s local celebrity Jack Skellington in The Nightmare Before Christmas. I put in a good deal of effort to try and figure out what breed Zero may have been in his time before passing on–assuming that he was ever anything other than a ghost–but never landed on anything definitive. So “ghost dog” it is! ( Though he even had some competition in this field.)

GOLDEN RETRIEVER

Best in Breed: Buddy, the star of the very first entry in the 12-film-long Air Bud franchise.

GREAT DANE

Best in Breed: Notorious vigilante and incurable glutton, Scoobert “Scooby” Doo.

GREAT PYRENEES

Best in Breed: Belle of Belle et Sébastien, the 1965 French children’s novel; not the band all your indie friends in college were into whose stuff you kept meaning to check out but never did. Accepting on Belle’s behalf is the dog who played her in the 2013 film adaptation of the Cécile Aubry book.

GREYHOUND

Best in Breed: The Simpsons‘ family’s reformed racing dog, the borderline untrainable Santa’s Little Helper.

IRISH SETTER

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Best in Breed: Redbeard, the particularly affectionate mental machination of Sherlock Holmes’ childhood traumas on Sherlock.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER

Best in Breed: Wishbone, whom many children of the ’90s can thank for our familiarity with Cyrano de Bergerac.

LABRADOODLE

Best in Breed: Rowlf, the Muppets’ perpetually melancholic pianist.

LAIKA

Best in Breed: Well, Laika. Although it has never been ascertained that Laika was indeed of the Russian-originated Laika breed, which itself has some murky margins, I thought the first dog in space deserved at least the benefit of the doubt.

LHASA APSO

Best in Breed: Ms. Tiger, Aunt May’s frilly pet from the 1980s cartoon series Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends.

MALAMUTE

Best in Breed: The dog from The Thing. Oh, that poor, poor pooch.

MALTESE

Best in Breed: Snowball (don’t call him Snuffles), the Smith family’s dog in  Rick and Morty, who achieves hyperintelligence and leads an army of fellow canines to seize temporary control over the human race. He sure does love his Morty, though.

MINIATURE BULL TERRIER

Best in Breed: Spunky, Rocko’s intellectually lacking dog on Rocko’s Modern Life. Loves Rocko, food, and mops.

MINIATURE PINSCHER

Best in Breed: The unnamed, rigor mortis-stricken protagonist of David Lynch’s comic strip series The Angriest Dog in the World.

NEAPOLITAN MASTIFF

Best in Breed: Fang, the appropriately behemoth sidekick to Rubeus Hagrid in the  Harry Potter movies. (Yes, he was a different breed in the books, but I’m trying to cover all bases here.)

NEWFOUNDLAND

Best in Breed: Nana, the put-upon caretaker dog of the Darling children in Peter Pan.

NORFOLK TERRIER

Best in Breed: The masterpiece of 1960s production design that was Alpha 177 Canine from the  Star Trek: The Original Series episode “The Enemy Within.”

NORTHERN INUIT DOG

Best in Breed: Nymeria, the reigning champion of  Game of Thrones‘ direwolves. (And yes, I fully expect to get a lot of heat from the Ghost people about this.)

NORWICH TERRIER

Best in Breed: Winky, the supremely adorable gold medal-winning pup in Christopher Guest’s hilarious mockumentary Best in Show.

NOVA SCOTIA DUCK TOLLING RETRIEVER

Best in Breed: Laughing Dog, the sick, sadistic antihero featured in the classic Nintendo game Duck Hunt.

OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG

Best in Breed: Ambrosius, the shaggy chauffeur upon which the previously referenced Sir Didymus rides.

OTTERHOUND

Best in Breed: Sandy, lifelong sidekick to the musically inclined orphan Annie from her eponymous musical of stage and screen.

POLISH LOWLAND SHEEPDOG

Best in Breed: Paula Anka, the fittingly neurotic dog that Lorelai Gilmore adopts to cope with her loneliness after Rory goes to college. Fun fact: Paul Anka was played by the same dog in Gilmore Girls’ original run as he was in the revival series, nine years after the fact.

POMERANIAN

Best in Breed: That vampirious little fluffball from Blade Trinity.

POODLE

Best in Breed: Frunobulax, as featured in the musical stylings of Frank Zappa, originating in his 1974 Roxy & Elsewhere song “Cheepnis.”

PUG

Best in Breed: Frank, the oft costumed extraterrestrial secret agent from Men in Black, and the second dog on this list to spend most of his time hanging around Will Smith.

PUGGLE

Best in Breed: Anwar Sadat, Jason Segel’s unfathomably cute pet in the comedy film I Love You, Man.

PULI

Best in Breed: Blood from Harlan Ellison’s sci-fi series A Boy and His Dog. Now, the dog pictured above, Blood as he is depicted in the 1975 film adaptation of the story, is decidedly not a puli. Pulis look like this:

But rest assured, Blood as Ellison wrote him was 50 percent puli. And truth be told, there aren’t that many other pulis in the pop culture sphere, so I’m counting it.

ROBOT DOG

Best in Breed: The K-9s from  Doctor Who. I wouldn’t forget you, Whovians.

ROTTWEILER

Best in Breed: Hellhound from The Omen. (Shudder)

SAINT BERNARD

Best in Breed: Cujo from Cujo. (Shudder)

SALUKI

Best in Breed: The ever valiant Cross from Ginga: Nagareboshi Gin. A true survivor.

SCHNAUZER

Best in Breed: Colin, the somewhat aloofly cared for house dog on the comedy series Spaced, and the subject of a great prison break parody episode.

SCOTTISH TERRIER

Best in Breed: Richard, who really contributes very little to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time beyond a secret heart piece, but whom I always loved chasing around Hyrule when it was my turn to play (much to my friend Ben’s chagrin).

SHETLAND SHEEPDOG

Best in Breed: Martin Riggs’ easygoing dog Sam, who appears in all four Lethal Weapon movies.

SHIBA INU

Best in Breed: Doge, the wonderfully stupid meme that has held my heart since piercing the internet back in 2005.

SHIH TZU

Best in Breed: Heen, the languid, ostensibly boneless palace pooch from Howl’s Moving Castle.

SIBERIAN HUSKY

Best in Breed: Balto. Gotta go with Balto.

SMOOTH FOX TERRIER

Best in Breed: Snitter, one of two protagonists in Watership Down author Richard Adams’ equally despaired The Plague Dogs. As if the title didn’t give that away.

SPITZ

Best in Breed: Growlithe and Arcanine. Generally speaking, most Spitzes aren’t armed with fire-spewing abilities, which is what gave them the edge.

STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER

Best in Breed: The diamond-digesting dog from Guy Ritchie’s Snatch.

VISZLA

Best in Breed: Clifford, famed principally for his bigness and reditude.

WEIMARANER

Best in Breed: Each and every one of those dogs that William Wegman had participate in that nonsense gimmick he called art. You are all champions of patience alone.

WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER

Best in Breed: The unbearably cute dog from the Cesar commercials.

WHITE LAB

Best in Breed: Krypto, the Krypton-born canine who traveled to Earth, presumably by will of the benevolent Jor-El, to aid in fellow ex-pat Superman’s quest to fight crime in Metropolis.

WIRE HAIR FOX TERRIER

Best in Breed: Snowy, boy reporter and de facto detective Tintin’s scrappy li’l sidekick and fellow adventure addict.

YELLOW LAB

Best in Breed: Vincent. The absolute greatest character on Lost and, perhaps, in the history of fiction.

Now that you’ve run through our list, what are some of your favorite dogs from pop culture history?

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Michael Arbeiter is the East Coast Editor of Nerdist, and a part-time dog-walker. Send Michael dog GIFs aplenty on Twitter @MichaelArbeiter.

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