We are not sorry about a lot of things we love in life. Things like falling down Doctor Who rabbit holes, sleeping in until 8:45am, contemplating conspiracy theories about our favorite TV and movie subplots, petting strangers’ dogs, and going absolutely batshit crazy over Orange is the New Black. And thank Red and the Chickening above, because the latter is back for season three and there’s a new trailer to prove it.
Needless to say WE ARE NOT SORRY for how excited we are about it.
Netflix released the brand new trailer for season three on Thursday, harkening the return of not only our favorite, looming-large Litchfield Ladies, but the arrival of some new and unexpected ones as well. Drama is afoot in the new trailer (and so is a heck of a lot of alien love), and we are unabashedly going bananas about what sort of nuttery the series has in store for us. Like when are we going to get the full text of Crazy Eyes’ erotic story, huh?
But it’s not all audacious behavior — although there seems to be plenty of that to go around — we also see some connections brewing. Namely the return of Alex Vause, a friend for Soso (really?), or Taystee and Crazy Eyes’ tear-stained hug.
Even though this is a show with a lot of sex-centric scenarios — I mean, as if Big Boo would let it be any different — it’s not about sex, you guys. It’s honestly about people connecting …with four other people and some aliens.
How excited are you for OITNB‘s June 12th return? Let us hear it in the comments.