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Onyx the Fortuitous Meets Freddy Kreuger

Hark – do you hear that sound, soft on the breeze? The whisper of chance, the swell of passion, the delight of a trembling spirit about to meet his idol? For Onyx the Fortuitous (a.k.a weird Satanist guy a.k.a. disgruntled Arby’s employee a.k.a. diehard Warcraft fan a.k.a. the biggest horror fan this dimension’s ever seen) has a new video, just in time for Friday the 13th. A video in which Onyx finally meets senpai… but will he notice him?

A few weeks ago at the 11th annual Texas Frightmare Weekend, the Southwest convention dedicated to all things horror, Onyx the Fortuitous was approached by Fan Freak Out host Jennifer Van Damsel and shared his love for A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Little did he know, Onyx had entered a contest, a contest that would let him meet his idol, acclaimed character actor Robert Englund, who portrayed the endlessly terrifying, delightfully maniacal Freddy Kreuger in the original A Nightmare on Elm Street series.

Yes, amidst rabid Freddy fans clad in burnt up masks, striped sweaters, and wielding the charismatic Sandman’s iconic claws, Onyx the Dream Warrior stood out above the rest and won a free ticket to meet Robert Englund.

What happens when Onyx met his hero? Did slasher senpai finally notice him?? Let’s just say there’s a poem called “Oh Kreuger, My Kreuger.” Onyx, you have truly outdone yourself this time.

What’s your favorite horror series? Let us know in the comments below, and don’t miss all our Friday the 13th stories on this gloriously spooky holiday.

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