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Onion News Network: Children Exposed to Pornography May Expect Sex to Be Enjoyable

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  1. Dee says:

    LMAO! This is freaking great!

  2. Deltus says:

    @WesMillicanII: you can’t honest tell me you thought this was serious. Really?! My God, man, they talk about proper disposal of hooker corpses!

    And now, my grip on the rope that is my faith in humanity is made a bit more tenuous. I’m going to go somewhere and cry.

  3. a very graphic style!!!

  4. Chris Hardwick says:

    I was wondering how long it would take before someone would think this was serious.

  5. Wes Millican II says:

    well iam not a kid and i what sex to be enjoyable but i dont think kids are able are resonsible enough to handle the complications of sex and so be detoured if possible

  6. Mike M. says:

    HAHAHAHAHA The Onion never fails to amuse.

  7. I grow up thinking the same

  8. Lydia says:

    I am more mesmerized by your animated .ico thinger. Striiiiipes.

  9. niceguyted says:

    Chris my latest blog post (http://tinyurl.com/cvunmf) is all about you. Mostly. I embedded this video, at least. Have a look? I grabbed your feed. Peace.

  10. The Mighty SPOON says:

    Real life sexual disfunction being sized up against sex on Pornoworld? Funny as the sh!t and bizzare to say the least. Good stuff!

  11. M_pony says:

    As much as I love The Daily Show, The Onion is often trumping them with clever stuff like this.

  12. Tom says:

    Far too short.

  13. Tom K. says:

    Insanely funny.

  14. wow i am glad that the Onion News is out there to expose kids to the truth.

  15. Deltus says:

    There is no love in the world! Only pain.

    Nice!

  16. sir jorge says:

    Now that’s a huge scoop!

  17. Nando says:

    HAHAHA!!! That Onion is so great. I love it.

  18. Geekoid says:

    “Fall a sleep with there hand in her vagina”
    hahaha.. awesome.

  19. Adam G says:

    HAHA i can’t stop laughing at this video thanks for putting it up man