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One Step Closer To The Orgasmatron

It was bound to happen: Researchers at the University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo, if this video is to be believed, are looking to develop a device that transmits the feeling of a kiss over the Internet. They have these prototypes where you can control one device by manipulating another device connected over the Net, but they seem to be missing a few things, like tongues, saliva, breath, and, you know, the rest of the head. And body.

For now, that is.  I have no doubt they’ll work on this and someday you’ll be able to buy a doll-like device that… um… you know. I’d kind of like the same kind of effort to be put into, say, curing cancer, but we get what we get.

HT: New York Daily News

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Comments

  1. smartbunny says:

    HEY now, this is the only way some of us can get kissed!

    (Orgasmatron is a Woody Allen thing!)

  2. Flairtoo says:

    One step closer to our own demise. They’ll have to get Lemmy to allow them to use the name Orgasmatron though.

  3. Lee says:

    I really wish this was a joke.

    I wonder how much money they spent on a straw and an underpowered pencil sharpener. SOMETIMES YOU MAKE IT HARD FOR ME TO PULL FOR YOU, JAPAN.

  4. I want this technology in use Now. I want to twirl my soda straw and wreak havoc on another person’s hydrating experience.

  5. animegoddess says:

    Haha! I like that term “Orgasmatron”. It’s kinda like a new breed of Transformers, except he/she only knows… well… you know what…

    *wink* ^_^