I wasn’t gonna do it. Maybe because I wasn’t a Transformers fan back in the day, maybe because I’m not a Shia LaWhatever fan, maybe because I have movie trailers coming out of my ears at the moment. But everyone else seems to be into it, and it’s got plenty of Michael Bay-riffic shots of Chicago being heavily damaged, which would be more entertaining to me if I hadn’t seen all the frightening video of the tornadoes in Alabama doing that kind of thing for real. So here’s Paramount’s new Transformers: Dark of the Moon trailer:
If Paramount takes it down while I’m away, you can find it here.
You’ll get to see the whole thing July 1st.