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Nitrocellulose Pwns Lance Burton

Hey, Cotton…Nitric and sulfuric acids OWN your ass! The aforementioned cellular ass-owning was recently demonstrated by Dr. Chris Schrempp and myself on Wired Science. While this experiment would have no doubt led to accusations of witchcraft and bodily crushing by stones as directed by a 17th-century Middlesex court, today’s Science has rendered its exhibitors little more powerful than a party clown. Lance Burton was unable to comment, mainly because we never asked him to.

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  1. TaraLynn says:

    You are the sexiest, funniest little nerd in the whole world.