Ever been jumped by a gang of Bratwurst Natzis (Bratzis)? If you haven’t, but you want to prepare just in case, this clip from Kevin Smith‘s Yoga Hosers is pretty much a play-by-play on how to whoop some fascist anthropomorphic meat ass.
The ones doing the Bratwurst Natzi bashing are the Colleens (played by Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith), two teens stationed at an Eh-2-Zed convenience store in Canada who’re obsessed with their phones, yoga, and apparently, kicking the glowing yellow goop out of little horrifying sausage men (one of whom is played by the elder Smith himself).
Yoga Hosers is Smith’s second installment in his True North Trilogy, the first of which was Tusk—the 2014 film where the Colleens made their first appearance. Now in Hosers, thanks to an evil that has arisen beneath Canada—where else?!—the Colleens have to fight the footlong fascists while trying to make it to a senior—no wait, SENIOR!—party that they’ve been invited to. They do have help from Guy Lapointe (played by Johnny Depp), although it’s hard to tell from other clips we’ve seen if “the legendary manhunter from Québec” is actually going to be helpful.
If you want to join the Colleens for some good ol’ fashion Bratzi mashin’, you’ll want to start practicing your poses now because the film hits theaters on September 2. But for those of you who can’t wait, Fathom Events is presenting a special early premiere screening on August 30, featuring a Q&A with Kevin Smith and other surprises too!
What do you think about this clip of an unremitting Bratzi slaughter? Are you more of a Colleen, or a Colleen? Let us know in the comments below!
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