Nerdist Podcast Nerdist Podcast: Ben Schwartz Posted by Katie Levine on March 13, 2013 Share: Twitter Facebook Google+ Reddit Email Ben Schwartz hangs out with Chris, Matt and Jonah to talk about his show House of Lies and their favorite theme songs, and to play a game with sound effects! Follow Ben on Twitter! Tags ben schwartz, house of lies, nerdist Related Posts What's New What's Trending Is Jamie Bell in Line for the Next James Bond? article You Don't Need a Cheese Ball Machine Gun, but You Will Want One article The Mutant Season : Tara Tiger Brown podcast Microsoft Wants to Protect Us from Our Own Stupid Passwords article Don't Eat the Giant Food - It's Made of Discarded Mattresses! article Oscar Isaac Does His EX MACHINA Dance to All the Songs article History of Thrones: The Children of the Forest and the White Walkers article GAME OF THRONES' Creators Apologize for What They Did to Us on Sunday article Hold the Door! How Hodor's Reveal Could Change the Future of GAME OF THRONES! video Comments Pauch says: November 12, 2014 at 12:16 pm dead parents #blessed carol says: April 24, 2014 at 7:59 am i only knew him as Tom’s annoying friend but this Podcast was great i will check out some of his work Loved the song at the end! catching up with the podacst Alex A says: November 1, 2013 at 8:06 am Holy Crap! Best episode yet….trying not to laugh out loud at work. Thanks Kristi says: August 29, 2013 at 10:10 pm I’m usually on top of new Nerdist eps but somehow this one slipped through my ipods “fingers”. I just noticed it the other day when scrolling through my itunes library & just finished listening. THANK YOU! I laughed & laughed & laughed some more! The Jason Schwartzman ep has been my fav since it came out but now I have another favorite. Thanks guys! #blessed Alwin says: May 30, 2013 at 12:49 am I non-sarcastically love how this kept ending and not ending, and so much more. Patty Marvel says: April 17, 2013 at 2:51 pm @Aaron – That’s actually a good idea. I hereby request similar pics of the Nerdist recording booth(s?) in Meltdown comics. I saw a bit of one in a Vine video featuring Pete Holmes and he’ll sometimes make a passing reference to something on the wall, so photographs would be great. Aaron says: April 17, 2013 at 2:11 pm Y’know, I’ve heard so much talk of this window that Joel McHale and Joan Rivers and others have walked by and pounded on, waved behind, etc. that I need a picture to visualize this. Next time you guys are recording a hostful, do you think you could have Kyle or someone take a pic with the window in the background, and you guys at the mic table in the foreground? I’d love the visual. That would be super duper if you did that. Just please post it on Nerdist. I don’t use Twitter or Facebook because I am a mafioso and we’re not allowed to use social networking tools. Juliet says: March 28, 2013 at 2:40 pm Definitely one of my favorites! Ben Schwartz’s dynamic fit PERFECTLY with the guys. Spot on, Nerdist! Ballookey Klugeypop says: March 26, 2013 at 9:24 am I guess I’m behind on podcasts, but this is one of my recent favorite episodes. Loved Ben, loved the keys. <3 Online Participant says: March 25, 2013 at 5:38 pm This is a good comment. Francisco says: March 20, 2013 at 8:32 pm I’m excited that JJ is doing Star Wars. But you know who I would love to see direct a Star Wars film, Alfonso Cuaron. He did a great job with Harry Potter 3 and Children of Men. I think he’d do an excellent Star Wars film Bopper says: March 20, 2013 at 11:45 am Can wait to be off of work tomorrow, brah! #blessed IamJoseph says: March 19, 2013 at 8:58 pm Hey Matt, did you watch Pushing Daisies? It had a pie shop called the Pie Hole with a crust roof. Also other stuff. Although it had a hint of magic, so you wouldn’t probably like it. Dang, I wish that show wasn’t cancelled. Katie Rakoczy says: March 18, 2013 at 11:45 pm I love the old man Chris bit and Ben was fuckin awesome and a great addition to your group. The podcast shines when you just have fun so make all the stupid sound effects you want! Leah says: March 18, 2013 at 3:24 pm Obligatory good comment. #blessed Chris has been watching Supernatural, eh? *crosses fingers* *prays for J2 on the podcast one day* *not ashamed of being a fangirl* Alex says: March 18, 2013 at 11:26 am I think the Montreal Canadiens could really make a run for the cup this year. Liam says: March 18, 2013 at 5:55 am I <3 Ben Schwartz AAAAAAAAAAND another ten minutes Ian says: March 15, 2013 at 10:17 pm Second to last mention of keys, actually got me to laugh enough I hit pause. But, it was the only time I liked it. Please read this as complementary. Liz M says: March 15, 2013 at 7:54 pm This. Was. Amazing. Just became one of my favorite episodes!!! That key bit had me dying laughing!! Love Ben Schwartz! Christopher says: March 15, 2013 at 7:37 pm Because I was commanded to do so by your podcast of improv comedy…. #blessings The key jingling reminded me (and this will show how old I am) of the Mr. Jing-a-ling song. You’d have to have grown up in Northern Ohio during the the BI era (Before Internet) to know about that holiday retail classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGi6rDMBiL4 Patty Marvel says: March 15, 2013 at 7:45 pm @Christopher – DUDE!!!! *I* remember Mr. Jing-a-ling!!! Where are you living now?!?! I’m in University Circle! #ClevelandNerdists Joshua says: March 15, 2013 at 4:31 pm Darkplace is one of the most genius bits of television gold ever. We need to convert everyone Jonah. JetpackBlues says: March 15, 2013 at 10:36 am FiOS just announced the switch from G4 to Esquire TV will be on 4/22. I can’t understand why AOTS, etc., are still in their time slot even though they’re re-runs. Guess that will come to pass in another month. Luxar says: March 15, 2013 at 10:05 am Not to sound mean but I like the way the House of pies song ends with Chris getting cut off in the middle of what sounds like a solo.Whether is was an editoral decison or legitly the CD running out. Its very funny. @rejectedjokes I’m struggling with keeping my bank account out of the red. I am just horrible with my finances. But I am just a 22 year old living and partying with all my closest gay friends #Blessed #NotGayButSupportive #NoReally #IHaveAGirlFriend #Bi-Curious? Stacy says: March 15, 2013 at 9:48 am I was driving home when it got to the keys bit. I’m so glad I was sitting in traffic because I was laughing so hard I probably would have swerved off the road. alsharko says: March 15, 2013 at 8:27 am I have never seen “House of Lies”, but when Ben was describing it, it sounded a lot like “House of Cards”, actually. Kevin Spacey is pretty much lying the whole time, then turns to camera to come clean and tell us exactly what he’s doing. Seems only logical that they merge and make one mega-show. Alexabix says: March 15, 2013 at 6:59 am Imo best Starwars book to make into a singular movie would be “The Courtship of Princess Leia” Yoda said he was “Repulsed by the witches!” I’d love to see another breed of Force user in the big screen. Of course Grand Admiral Thrawn would be great. Mara Jade such a character, I’d love to see her brought to life. Would have to be 3 films at least though. s1yfox says: March 15, 2013 at 1:48 am was laughing insanely at the keys and the paper…good lord my abs were on fire BoneZone says: March 14, 2013 at 7:52 pm Keys bit did not get old. Zenjack says: March 14, 2013 at 2:52 pm The Keys!!! Using them at the end for the musical number made me laugh so hard my coworkers thought I’d lost my mind. Brice says: March 14, 2013 at 2:49 pm The sound board was hilarious when Jonah and Matt couldn’t hear it. Bring it back. Patty Marvel says: March 14, 2013 at 1:37 pm “@Patty: Crocodylus Pontifex” @JetpackBlues – Ummm…Nabisco Cookies? Mark S. says: March 14, 2013 at 12:55 pm FYI – J.J. Abrams himself did the main title music. John says: March 14, 2013 at 12:09 pm Ben is a hero to me. I am currently performing improv in the same city where he went to college, and take classes at UCB. I wish him nothing but the best. Also, it was a nice to have everyone in the same room for at least a little bit. Kevin says: March 14, 2013 at 11:44 am Oh, right I almost forgot. I’m glad I’m not the only one who made the Fred Schneider/Jello Biafra connection. Deezeldong27 says: March 14, 2013 at 11:03 am Fuckin Awesome cast! One if my favorites! AskACapper says: March 14, 2013 at 10:39 am I never heard this podcast before but I am know Chris from TD & Ben Schwartz tweeted this… I laughed hard, I loved it, thank you! Shaina says: March 14, 2013 at 10:15 am This podcast made me laugh uncontrollably on my bus ride home, causing strange looks and an unusual new fetish for key sound effects. Thank you? Eric says: March 14, 2013 at 9:16 am I love Nerdist stuff, but I really really wish everyone would be aware of talking over each other. Jonah is awful at it. This podcast is probably the worst one at this yet. Not just talking over and interrupting the other Nerdist guys but the guest too. Onno says: March 14, 2013 at 9:14 am Yeah I’m gonna need a full length version of the “House of Pies is better than the House of Lies”-song. Record it and have JJ Abrams direct the music video. JetpackBlues says: March 14, 2013 at 9:03 am @Patty: Crocodylus Pontifex Bob Shlermendong says: March 14, 2013 at 8:49 am Just wanted to come and inflate the positive balloons on these comments. All of Chris’ sound effects were spot on and the last 30 seconds of recording is gold. Also, this is totally my real name. ronsalas says: March 14, 2013 at 8:45 am Ben Schwartz is the best. Loved him on Spider-man. Writefast says: March 14, 2013 at 8:17 am OMG!! New ringtone!! Writefast says: March 14, 2013 at 8:10 am Oh god, PLEASE get a live foley artist on staff! PLEEEEEEASE!! also Best Pauly Shore impression ever. And Mumm-Ra.