Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Congratulations, RYAN T!!! You win your very own t-shirt from the skillful design nerds at Wire & Twine!
And thanks to all who entered! This was an amazing turnout of terrific stuff. (Though many of you apparently really wanted me to have sex with this unsuspecting creature.) We had over 470 entries so it took me a little while to go through them all. Thanks for your patience!
Other entries of note
GARY LARSON AWARD:
Okay, remember, you’re the wing man. Whatever I say you back me up or so help me god, Gary, I’ll tell your boss you used the company credit card to buy all those escorts at the leadership conference.
Hold still, I just got an idea for a caption contest.
Bananas are good.
Matt likes the Dave Matthews Band
DOCTOR WHO AWARD:
P.P.P.S. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t Blink. Good Luck.
Pictured: Chris Hardwick (right) and Llama (left)
Nerdist’s performance rider is VERY specific.
Is this real life?
Chris: “Don’t worry, my pole can handle everything”
Chris: “Stop asking and do everything I say”
Llama: LLAMA! LLAMA!
Wipe that stupid smirk off your face!
“Now, just try and act natural when I introduce you to my parents. They…don’t exactly…APPROVE of our…”lifestyle choices…”
Chris going over the ground rules to ensure a silky smooth “Bring your Familiar To Work Day.”
Chris Hardwick stars in: TURNER AND HOOCH 2: ALPACKIN’ HEAT
“Yo’ llama so fat, when she grazes the upper slopes of the Andes, SHE GRAZES THE UPPER SLOPES OF THE ANDES”
Don’t worry no one can tell it’s a toupee.
*in a golf announcer voice* Announcer 1 – “Looks like he will be going with the number 3 alpaca on this one Jim…..” Announcer 2 – “Quite right Steve. You can see in his eyes he has already sunk this one in his mind. “
i went to mexico and all i got was this lousy alpaca…and hepatitis c
(sppsppsspss)pretend im whispering something in your ear, (ssppsspsppsp) i want to make the lemur paranoid
Am I standing in your shit or mine?
frank lloyd wrong
“I’ve never told anyone this, but Haislip smells like pickles.”
Come with me if you want to live… on a nice farm upstate.
“Burn it down, burn it all to the ground!”
“That guy over there said you all look the same.”
“you ever seen a grown man naked?”
RIP peter graves
The safe word is Pancake
“Alright, now just focus on what we talked about and remember they can only shear your fur, never your inner beauty.”
Thanks all! I heart you plenty!!!
Image: Chris Hardwick/Nerdist