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My Message to Emma Stone

I really think I have a shot here…

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  1. sydney says:

    once that paper fortune teller came out,, i was dying of laughter!! way to be big C!!!!!

  2. Abbey says:

    Jim Carry, Chris Hardwick, and Emma Stone 3 way. Now that’s a sex tape that would SELL.

  3. james says:

    he is so frikkin hot

  4. Kathy says:

    Note to self: 1.) purchase burnt sienna hair color; 2.) finish that steampunk corset; 3.) change name to Emma Stone

  5. Dom says:

    Is that a Tardis on the couch?

  6. Pedak says:

    I am officially joining TEAM BIG C!

  7. animegoddess says:

    My message to this video:

    THIS IS F-ING AWESOME!!!

  8. Jet says:

    This almost confirms my theory that Chris is now single.

    Make the announcement! Send out the press release!

  9. Aeshir says:

    Like a psychopathic Michael Cera with the ability to grow facial hair.

  10. BrockEffnSamson says:

    Awww…Big C, you say you can’t hold a character for long…that was three minutes of intense creepiness. Good job!

  11. Meaghan says:

    hahaha… not creepy at all Big C. How could any woman possibly say no after seeing this? If, however, she does turn you down, I’m available to have lots of almost-sex with you lol

  12. JulieStoddart says:

    So brilliant…..seriously what was Jim Carrey thinking? Chris, you’re amazing.

  13. Nick says:

    Is it weird that I had no idea what this was in reference to and had to google it to find the original video? Is a parody song as funny to you if you haven’t heard the original yet? kinda weird. They’re both pretty funny though.

  14. Nic says:

    The important thing to know about TARDIS Pillows is that they’re more comfortable on the inside then they are on the outside. Also, please have her on the podcast inmediatamente. (You know it’s serious because I used Spanish).

  15. DefconDan says:

    “And you deserve… mature ejaculations… ”

    HAHAHAHA omfg

    NOW WHO WILL EMMA CHOOSE!?!!

  16. Diane says:

    I <3 the TARDIS pillow.

    I need to research one right now.

    That was the funniest thing I've watched/listened to all week. I laughed so hard I was cried!

    -Diane.

  17. Roger says:

    This is hilarious.

  18. Kiala Kazebee says:

    Wait. You can’t set babies on vibrate? WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICA????

  19. Jillian says:

    God dammit, Hardwick. I love you so much. #creeptasticallyawesome

  20. Joshua W.K. says:

    “…because I’m not an MRI…”
    hehehe

  21. Lindsey D says:

    Bringing back the Xtreme close up!

  22. Magnoliafan says:

    Aren’t you old enough to be her dad?

  23. Joel says:

    chris made my weewee hard

  24. Nicole T says:

    he is really good at looking like a serial killer…

  25. CXRengel says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Way funnier than Carrey!

  26. Wesley Marshall says:

    Ask Emma to be on the podcast, send her this I’m sure she’ll get it? But I’m not a CT Scan I can’t read her brain , I can’t… read… her brain.

  27. Andrew P says:

    I think you have a chnace

  28. Amanda says:

    “Babies are loud. You can’t set them on vibrate.”

    I cannot express how much I loved that line. I think I’ll start using that as my excuse if my grandma asks me when I’m gonna have children.

  29. Agincourtdb says:

    I love how, halfway through, Chris’s computer goes into “blank” screen-saver mode and it doesn’t even throw him off.

  30. Robbie Good says:

    That wired look on your face makes you look like Jessie Pinkman, Big C.

  31. Mike says:

    TARDIS pillow!

  32. Ryan LaBee says:

    Goddamn Christ Killed this! I think youre so much fuckin funnier than Carry, Hardwick keep up the amazing work!

    check out my science based comedy podcast on itunes @ explicit science
    or my facebook page @ Warning:Explicit Science

  33. A lot of almost sex.

    Lolololololololololol

  34. Joe says:

    Hilarious Big “C”

  35. Hah! Yes, it must be Chad!

  36. Kelly Jo says:

    I give this many <3 s

  37. Josh Kocurek says:

    Hardwick trumps Carrey, hands down! Give this man an Emmy!

  38. Nicole T says:

    The only thing that can make this better is being reminded by that TARDIS that Doctor Who is going to be on in 28 hours

  39. Andy says:

    I don’t think this is Chris Hardwick, this has to be Chad’s doing……

  40. Doug B says:

    “I don’t know if you are pretty on the inside. I’m not an MRI…”

    Great Line! LOL

  41. Raeann says:

    More importantly is that a stuffed TARDIS on the couch behind you?

  42. Nicole T says:

    Nothing will ever be funny to me again…