If we’re to believe the premise behind the very first episode of South Park, richly entitled “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe,” then aliens will come to Earth not only to install giant satellites inside of small corpulent children, but also to converse with the most intelligent species on the planet, the cows. Although maybe, just maybe, those big brained, big eyed aliens really only want the cows for their delicious, nutritious milk, rather than their conversational prowess. If that is the case, then the team at Imedia Creative Bureau has totally nailed its milk bottle design.
Actually, even if that isn’t the case, Imedia Creative Bureau has still totally nailed its milk bottle design.
The “spatial edition” milk bottles (seen above, below, and in the image gallery), are inspired by the old legend of alien-driven bovine abductions, and were created by Imedia Creative Bureau for the Molocow milk company. If you haven’t heard of Imedia Creative Bureau, that may be because it’s a creative agency based out of Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan (and no, I didn’t just mash my forehead against the keyboard, that’s absolutely a real place).
Imedia Creative Bureau—which could just go by “Imedia” in English if it wanted to, but that’s a different story for a different day—says that “Molocow is a fun concept package for milk,” and that its team “re-imagined [a] milk bottle and [its] package to appeal [to] kids… [by creating a] fun way to pack milk in an out of this world fashion.” (If this seems like a lot of re-wording, it is, but remember, Kyrgyzstan…) The bottle design evidently works brilliantly though, with awesome details like the classically designed UFO top, the beam-shaped glass bottle, and the cow that’s seemingly totally chill with being Close Encounters of the Third Kind-ed.
Unfortunately, there’s no word on whether or not these bottles will be available in the U.S., but at least they’re somewhere here on Earth. For now…
What do you think about these bovine-abduction bottles? Are you totally ready to eat your Wheaties or what? Let us know in the comments section below!